Hm?

Brian. Boston. Graduate Student. Old enough that it's now a pleasant surprise when I get carded

[godofpassage]

An evening spent making out with a pretty lady is always an evening spent well, no matter the alternatives

[catchymemes]

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

[johnnyfourballs]

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

[catchymemes]

[godofpassage]

It looks like he’s fucking that chicken

[turing-tested]

sure sex is nice but have you ever suddenly been able to breathe out of both nostrils after having been congested for a while

[godofpassage]

Looking forward to this

[godofpassage]

Tipsy enough to message people I’ve matched with on OKC

[freethebooty]

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

[godofpassage]

If I can sleep until noon, I’m good until like 9am the next day. If I have to wake up at 7am, I’m passing out at 7pm.

[mysharona1987]

[dracogotgame]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO

[hollystopeverything]

Omg yes!!

[cyberwulf]

psssssst geek boys this is also a good and correct reaction if someone tells you they haven’t read X graphic novel or played Y videogame

[efflorescentrobot]

https://xkcd.com/1053/

[redditfront]

[luvbey]

I get road rage walking behind people.

[omghotmemes]

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[jonah-dean]

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

[yo-its-matt]

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[lavendercaina]

all of tumblr on december 17th

[henryscavills]

[henryscavills]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)