The Creature That Watches You Sleep

[strawberryisscrumptious]

dumb and dumber

[acanfullofspiders]

once a teacher always a teacher

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[targetedknowledge]

[boopspook]

forcing mr "I'd probably let him do open heart surgery on me" Ryland Grace to suffer through appendicitis. If I can't have my organ neither can he. Atleast he gets a cool rock alien possibly boyfriend to remove it for him.

[isotopeboy]

I've seen so many posts lately like "trans men have got to get more feminine" and it's lowkey pissing me off because we haven't even normalized trans men being masculine yet. Have you not been paying attention to trans men when they talk about being kicked out of LGBT spaces for "appearing too cishet" like can we lock in and understand that sexuality and oftentimes gender aren't something you can visually tell before we start trying to normalize something that's already normalized

[bibigo-lover]

eva stratt ranking 4 on tumblr trending actually is beautiful. we love you patron saint of trolley problems

[yesterdayiwrote]

The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

[zaziki1412]

Reblog cause FACTS

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[gingik]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[grox]

I'm a 27 year old man and I got hanahaki disease because they fired the clerk I like at the vape store

[alexsiple]

their name is nelly and they're annoying

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

If I see ONE more person say Senshi from Dungeon Meshi should be disqualified from the tumblr sexyman finals because "he's conventionally attractive" I'll be on the news

HE'S A SHORT FAT MIDDLE AGED DUDE

H O W IN THE HELL IS HE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

[garbageonion]

may i also remind everyone that one of his two opposing finalists is ryland grace, a character played by ryan gosling

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

May I also remind prev that Ryland Grace is a character who existed for years before the movie and was just played by Ryan Gosling, he’s a character not the actor who played him

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !