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[moonyinpisces-deactivated202502]

good omens 2 is like being given a box of six powdered sugar donuts but the last one isn’t powdered sugar, surprise it’s cocaine

[queenoftheimps]

Gotta give Tom Sturridge credit for doing a hell of an acting job in the premiere when his job is to give a convincing hour-long performance while 1) mute, 2) naked, 3) in a fishbowl 

[don-tmakemepoisonyourfood]

If I had a nickel for every time an ethereal being realized they're in love with the person they've been dating for centuries but still refuse to acknowledge as their friend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that Neil Gaiman did it twice.

[shanehollandered]

obi wan kenobi + force suggestion

[emmikay]

If we go with the idea that was brought up a while ago that force suggestions only really work if the subject was already favourable to what was being suggested, then Obi-Wan is just counting on the fact that people hate their jobs.

[soratayuya]

Obi-Wan knows how capitalism works

[manny-jacinto]

EWAN MCGREGOR & HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN OBI WAN KENOBI: A JEDI’S RETURN

[girl-withnoname]

Mando

[crow-jam]

You can’t convince me this didn’t happen

[uzuriartonline]

Decided to draw more Obi-Wan.

[grogusbuir]

the inquisitors and high ranking imperials taking space vodka shots on break because vader just went on another kenobi rant and how long do you wanna bet it takes for it to devolve into how blue his eyes are and how soft his hair was

[bosooka]

i genuinely cannot get over the fact that the central emotional conflict of owk is that obi-wan and vader are just. utterly consumed and unmade by their mutual obsession. they are incapable of living, of thinking, of breathing without being reminded of the other. their love is so vast it cannot even burn into ash on mustafar. what the fuck

[whitesunlars]

every other jedi/rebel when breaking into an imperial base consistently puts on the storm trooper uniform they first have access too except for obi-wan kenobi who consistently chooses to walk around on his tiptoes and hope not to get caught

[whitesunlars]

the flashbacks cutting straight to a close up shot of vader because he can’t forget his past is the sexiest thing star wars has ever done

[aq2003]

obi-wan 99 problems amv

[intermundia]

i just love bacta tank bros....... bacta tank bonding hours........ bacta tank the edges of your mind blur with mine, so radically entangled, no matter the distance, our bodies seem to merge and blend, and who is who now? when we're both wearing the damage in our mangled flesh that we've done to each other's lives........ bacta tank bad dreams club..........

[intermundia]

i just love bacta tank bros....... bacta tank bonding hours........ bacta tank the edges of your mind blur with mine, so radically entangled, no matter the distance, our bodies seem to merge and blend, and who is who now? when we're both wearing the damage in our mangled flesh that we've done to each other's lives........ bacta tank bad dreams club..........

[merrysithmas]

in canon anakin and obi are described as "two halves of a single warrior", "closer than friends, closer than brothers", "knew each other more intimately than lovers", they "became men together" despite their age difference, best friends, "obi wan... always chasing after skywalker", "if kenobi was there skywalker was never far behind", "you were my brother anakin, i loved you!", "you're the closest thing i have to a father", "neither can imagine life without the other", erstwhile master and padawan, total equals, co-generals, brothers-in-arms, inseparable, "obi wan would want no other man by his side", anakin is in canon the only person Obi-wan ever says I love you to, obi wan is upset bc he imagined anakin would be with him when he died, ahsoka considers them in canon her adoptive parents, obi-wan watches over and raises anakin's kids from afar, anakin is both obssessed with and jealous of obiwan, obi wan literally longs for anakin and is undone with grief over losing him, they still have a vivid linked force connection 10 years after parting, obi wan buried their lightsabers together, anakin once ponders if he loves Obi-wan more than his wife

so literally any and all interpretations of their relationship are valid and correct, and id say their psychic/physical Force soul-bond transcends any single category and spills over into a soulmate love that is undefinable to our understanding of roles "on Earth" and is hopelessly tangled in the best of ways

[intermundia]

fellas is it gay to bury your weapons together in a shared coffin box entombing the lives you shared while wielding those blades as complementary halves of a single warrior