I forgot to equip my brain before taking this quest.

26. He/She/They. Writer. Crier. Monster connoisseur. Writing Love for Sundown anthology. HEADER BY DYKEDVA

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[undetaqted]

the instant unfollow when I see hogwarts stuff in the year 2026

[godsamael]

Yo why TF did youtube translate the flag

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[ambergrief]

i just rlly like the way hes holdinh aponhwbob in this picture holding him ever so gently with an extended finger like a perch for a small bird

[ambergrief]

supporting his lower back and neck so he can sit up like a newborn baby

[onvochn]

[internetwes]

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[hemipenal-system]

who's got that "well i jack off to more avant garde concepts than you do" post

[hemipenal-system]

anyway. ecobrutalism

shoutout ecobrutalism

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[sunriseverse]

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[garaks-padded-bra]

guys there is a woman across from me on the train who has probably 300 pins/buttons of the same 2 men kissing with tongue and she is asleep with an unlit cigarette in her mouth

[drayue42]

Who were the two men?

[garaks-padded-bra]

I wish I knew ... I am obviously lacking her fujo powers...

[respocked]

Imagine you looked and it was you