Quotes from my dumbass classmates that can totally be used as dialogue prompts #5
“I think I need to rethink my whole future.” “I´m thinking I´ll buy me a burger after school.”
“If we smell the pen any longer we are going to get high.”
“And what did you do at the weekend?” “I sat in front of my computer and cried.”
“I´m not like most girls ... I HAVE A COCK”
“What´s the name of the grass? The real green grass?” “Weed?” “Yeah.”
“You know the only thing that keeps me going?” “Me?” “Germany´s Next Topmodel.”
“I have a waist. You too?” “No, I don´t.”
“What are the alternatives to battle climate change?” “Atomar War.”
“Have you ever heard about The Great Depression?” “I´ve got that.”
“Y´know - we could start crying right now.”
“I`m not wearing my glasses I just thought you were a penis.”
“Do you know how much period cramps hurt?” My guy friend: “Yes. I watched a couple documentaries.”
“Could you repeat what you said at the beginning?” “My first word was ,Mommy´”
“I don´t know if I´m feeling like shit from a) sleep deprivation, b) covid or c) depression”
“I´m not inspired, I`m exspired.”
“Can I got to the toilet?” “Well, if not you are probably going to pee yourself.” *finger guns*