[heybluechild]

contrary to popular belief, being a sexless loser in your twenties is actually mostly fine, except when it isn't, and that's when you start feeling like hysteria might be a real diagnosis

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[tubbo3091]

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

[quackitytheduck]

this feels like mangoball

[urlwasfound]

[princeandreis]

some choice mangoball screenshots from my latest reread

[dicksmasher]

[vadergf]

Babygirl

[vadergf]

WHORE !

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

are you still okay with us calling you king, dude and other masc terms or should we just use neutral terms?

I really dont mind bein called anything lmao its all good

[panxramic]

Okay boy repellent, love u 🫶🏻

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

not that.

[wilbursoot-updates]

Wilbur tweeted!

[wilbursoot-updates]

replies!

[wilbursoot-updates]

more replies!

[smalllishbeans]

meanwhile… [id and tweetless version below the cut]

Keep reading

[majorlesbianpanic]

this photo now has me in a chokehold.

[lesbx]

[olrazzledazzle5]

I haven’t drawn him in a min ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

[gogtopia]

hi karlnetwork

[pxp-tart]