behold! my carefully curated pile of stuff :3!

my name jake

[mcindusy]

BUT HE'S IN YOUR BED AND I'M IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT* ♪♪♪♪♪*

I miss my dsmp era, I was 8, anyway little fanart for Tubbo! (And my friend draw us in the corner aww🥹)

[specterine]

sometimes i think of him

[barkingupthelittlewood]

can anyone else see my vision. hello.

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@veylocke-murderbox i hear you, i offer this amendment, tempered with the fear that one day soon, this polycule may grow to cover all of Seattle the entire server and beyond

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@fruitwanderer dear god the polycule is expanding at a rapid speed, at this rate... no one is safe

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@falsiesgf take my hand, look at me: if i ever make yaoi exclusive anything, feel free to pelt me with tomatoes. i do fear the polycule may be nearing unprecedented levels of strength that approach the political power of a small nation. if the metamours start unionizing, it's over

[barkingupthelittlewood]

hello @thefleshling thank you for your call. i am pleased to unveil the HD remaster of this godforsaken shitpost because things were getting a little out of hand and a little crunchy. we now have every single active hermit present and accounted for (if anyone has a better placement for jev please let me know)

[falsiesgf]

[barkingupthelittlewood]

dear @queer-enderdragon and @pomodoko thank you for your correspondence and for dragging my stupid ass back into the building again. you will find the latest iteration of The Chart below, as well as this update's patch notes. please know that i am scared. yours kindly, barkingupthelittlewood

[spotlights-and-stars]

my favoritest thing in hermitcraft fanfiction is when it takes place in a pseudo-minecraft fantasy realm but the hermits are still sometimes described with their nationalities. like okay this is a world where magic exists and you can respawn after you die and the entirety of reality sometimes gets new features added and new worlds can be created out of thin air, each with their own accompanying otherworldly pocket dimensions, and some people have special admin powers that allow them to alter the fabric of reality, and gods/cosmic horror monsters/a weird cult called the Watchers may or may not inhabit the spaces in between existence. also Canada exists. Canada exists here and we are not going to address it

[anachronistic-cat]

if joe hills is in it then you kinda can't get around the existence of nashville tenessee

[beansfrombeans]

[fallseadraws]

Happy five years 3rdlife!!

[t0mcatdisposables]

and if i said benchtrio

[xenquai]

a quick falsesymmetry !! my goat my goat my goat i love false

i draw her as a falcon if u are curious ^^

[tomorrowillbeyou]

like the concept of knowing someone for 15 years and building up this whole language of inside jokes and running arguments and flipflopping power dynamics that you're constantly iterating on and varying and playing with. and they have a specific voice that they only use to talk about you. and you can tell when they're breathing and smiling by the way their microphone lights up. and you communicate to each other through barely noticeable coded phrases and references in videos. and you learn from each other and inspire each other and create new things for each other. And no you're never going to meet btw

[lee-quiche]

The sillies,,, for the VGenChallenge! 🗻 I miss them so much,,, catching up trust,,,

[ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy]

mister wizard........................ i love him............ [free to use ofc =JJJ]

[beefonts]

Wonder what he's working on?

[smalllishbeans]

happy new year! @toast-writing-acc here's your @mcytblrholidayexchange gift! :) i'm very happy with how it turned out

[smalllishbeans]

Are your artworks available for sale as NFT?

absolutely fucking not, kill yourself

[smalllishbeans]

happy holidays @stresscr0w here's your @mcytblrholidayexchange piece ^_^ i hope u like it

[cheezestixk]

We’re back in the fucking building again

[nat-20s]

gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people

[nat-20s]

see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we'll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this