HI, what are your headcanons for fight club…🤤
narrator sun burns very easily, tyler tans; narrator asks Tyler, can you get my back, Tyler draws a giant dick with the sunscreen. tyler slaps narrator's sunburns
tyler can cook but does not enjoy it so he doesn't. narrator cannot cook and will light the kitchen on fire
before he vanished Tyler and rator would go on long walks in the garden together <3 Tyler randomly feeds the narrator random plants which have a 50/50 chance of being tasty or absolutely gross but hey in tyler we trust
marla has some type of synesthesia but doesn't know she has synesthesia... she thinks everyone sees the world like this
after/in the middle of an adrenaline filled fight Tyler will pill narrator in for a messy kiss which leaves the narrator very confused about his feelings
tyler has, at least once, tried tasting the soap he makes. he has never used it though (hes crusty)
narrator can only really sleep if tyler is in bed with him, cuddling and/or smothering him under his weight, petting his hair, etc
narrator's back is covered in little scars....tyler thinks he got them while fighting but they're actually from springs in his mattress popping loose and scratching him
tyler is very good with animals, disney princess style. all animals absolutely despise the narrator
narrator has sweaty palms, tyler has sweaty everything
narrator likes to blow smoke through the hole in his cheek while smoking. tyler likes to stick his finger in the hole and stroke narrator's teeth
saw one somewhere that said angel face gives of the vibes of someone whos rich and just decided to do something stupid and yeah i agree, but maybe it's just because jared leto lol
narrator gets very easily carsick/nauseous, even planesick despite always flying
low hanging fruit, but the narrator has to get at least a little turned on by getting beat up. tyler gets more than a little turned on
narrator really likes pasta. marla dislikes green beans
tyler can walk almost completely silently and likes to sneak up on narrator while he's putting in his contacts and make him poke himself in the eye
tyler is extremely ticklish
i just realized almost all of these are soapshipping headcanons but whatever 🥹 i have more than this but i cant remember them all 💔💔💔
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