golden

hi I'm Melissa

[rosecrystal]

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[aliceinchains]

[afro-elf]

yummy and watermelon sugar are two roads diverging in a yellow wood

[afro-elf]

this post gets funnier for me personally the more justin throws a tantrum about not being an r&b nominee. buddy, you’re lucky you’re here. your song isn’t even the best song about eating pussy in the category it’s in!

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[sharkboxes]

[catchymemes]

[nerdgul]

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

[memewhore]

[buttpoems]

[jemthecrystalgem]

Executive dysfunction is like that

[artist-dali]

The Moon, 1929, Salvador Dali

[zongoh]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[untrustyou]

from The Garden of Eden by Jimmy Marble 

[sook-hee]

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now:

[riddle-of-revenge]

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.