Goldblumings

everything you ever hoped for

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bumbaclot

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I smell the smell of sweet Goldblum dreams with a hint of lavender.

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Oh the day is bright and light and oh what a sight! for its Jeffrey bluming strong with virility in the sweet morning dew..

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Baby birthday boy Goldblum got a wittle full tummy of tiramisu.

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Make a wish.

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I woke up like this. 

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Close your eyes, and wander into a field of Goldblums.

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The smell of fresh cake tickles the tender tentacles deep inside the soft sensitive nostril of the birthday blum. He is born again. He has risen indeed. 

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Happy birthday to meeeeee. Blow ever so gently on my fuzzy head, and make a birthday wish. Tee hee!

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Gold Baboon goes boom boom as he approaches full bloom while he tickles his crab rangoon.

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Oh yeah. That's right.

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The block is hot--as goldblum sizzles the streets with his sizzling meat the pickles and beets are delicious and sweet.

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Tick, Tick Blum!

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Guest Goldblum: Gold Deblume

Thanks, Chris Webster, for this scrumptious tenderloin.

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swing low sweet chariot.

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i'm a dolphin

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HOLIDAY EDITION: MY GOLDBLUM, 'TIS OF THEE

We hope you have a Goldblumings Memorial Day Weekend!

DON'T FORGET: If you want to submit your Goldbluming, e-mail us at [email protected].