Don’t Fuck With A Witch

Crystal • 27 • 🏳️‍🌈 • I just reblog a lot • 🌙✨💕

[vegannerdgirl]

[greenwire]

[rottencanis]

🌸 Life feels good 🌸

✨My commissions are open✨

[koalaaquabear]

Straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups be like: *a saint* *the Oracle* *an archdevil* *a teenage private investigator* *a 6ft tall orc Michael Sera* *a pirate wizard* *a lesbian werewolf* *former bully turned himbo* *fabian*

[golddynamother]

Tired of feeling cold. Just want my girlfriend in my arms 😔

[rottencanis]

Badge commissions for SuikaFukuri on twitter !!

✨My commissions are open✨

[starei]

come lay with me and let's forget about the rest of the world for a few hours

[rottencanis]

Sketch commission for NightmareFuelx on dA!!

✨My commissions are open✨

[rottencanis]

Hey ! 

I’ve now got a public trello for all my commission information. You can find my prices, queue, TOS and example links there !

https://trello.com/b/Yf8W4GKh/artist-commissions

[toasty-bat]

Ways I’ve found Queer People show affection:

-🥺🥺🥺

-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

-*incomprehensible list of emojis*

-SKSDJFHIWUEHFIUWHEIUHDSIUDHFIUSDHFUODH SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

-I would die for you

-*sends picture of rock* it’s you

-bitch I’ll fight you

-hey do you wanna feel REALLY gay? *sends picture of hot person*

-*sends gif of two animals hugging* it’s us

-*sends gif of two animals fighting* it’s us

-hey wanna hear something cursed? Too late you’re hearing it anyway

[buffyseasonsix]

You forgot their one specific colored heart emoji

[mobian-fr]

what is “lore”

[mobian-fr]

[rottencanis]

Chibi commission for RUK9 on dA !!

✨My commissions are open✨

[rottencanis]

Completed YCHs for GGuynio on twitter!

✨My commissions are open✨

[rottencanis]

Oh heck its Ambrose!!

✨My commissions are open✨

[dashbeardconfessional]

SPACE JAM was released 19 years ago TODAY

unleash the jam with me. COME ON AND SLAM

[nillyandthefunkybunch]

YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU

[dashbeardconfessional]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[psychiclianna]

SPACE JAM

[whitepeopletwitter]

[runcibility]

“So, here’s the thing….” (sounds of delightful knowledge unpacking ensue)

[cipheramnesia]

“First, we need some context for this-”

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

“Now, I told you that story to tell you this story–”

[youremotionallystablefriend-dea]

Do, er, do people actually like it when I do that

[dimpledthings]

you are a constant reminder of how good the world can be

[hyperionangel]

absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

[hyperionangel]

the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!

me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:

[ittybittytatertot]

Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”