a bicycle

not a minor, this is just stream of consciousness posts, also just a minute my ask box is exploded (pfp by alisterix)

[badassdemonsword]

Biblical roblox screenshot i took

[cryptotheism]

Noobs often exhibit false pro-like behaviors. Apply violence without hesitation.

[cryptotheism]

I like how guns are useless against Japanese folk horror type monsters. There's no special gun you can make. You have to feed this thing your hair every night or it makes you drown yourself in a lake. You were fucked from the moment you acknowledged it.

[elliespectacular]

Tilda and the Tildas

A YTP of the 2002 sci-fi film Teknolust starring Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton.

Full YTP with captions here! Thanks <3

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[lokaror]

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

[penandinkprincess]

they're putting ai in litterboxes now???

[penandinkprincess]

ai that requires a subSCRIPTION FOR A LITTERBOX

[penandinkprincess]

them advertising that you're also potentially going to be getting prolonged eye contact from your cat really is. something.

[penandinkprincess]

THE CHEAPEST PLAN IS $120 A YEAR????? I BEG YOUR *FINEST* PARDON????

[talesfromtreatment]

What. The actual. Fuck.

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[ontopofgravity]

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

[teakayblog]

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

[auspiciousleader]

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[victusinveritas]

This is a real picture taken by photographer Keinichi Ohno. It's a single photo of a bird standing at the edge of some water with a wall and its reflection creating a fascinating optical illusion.

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[shortcircuit908]

mutuals... my greatest secret is that i am shortcircuit908 on every platform i've ever been on. find me there.

[shortcircuit908]

discord. steam. github. i'm there. bluesky. i don't and won't use it but it's there. factorio forums. yup. remember cohost? i was there. shortcircuit908.

[dragongirlsnout]

that's right! you live on my hard drive now :>

[shortcircuit908]

waow... hey can i get some jpegs in here or something

[shortcircuit908]

hello?

[shortcircuit908]

it's so dark

[shortcircuit908]

something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched m

[dragongirlsnout]

Oops! That wasn't supposed to be there, sorry

[shortcircuit908]

my spoole :) #myspoo

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[captain-price-returns]

It’s very funny that Hegseth spends 100 percent of his time talking about how masculine and traditional and warrior are ethos he made the military, then his band of Real Men just speed ran a nearly unprecedented military failure