no one dies tonight

max. 20s. long live the bat. main is scentlocket

[ciricearts]

checking who snores the loudest

[habibiqueer]

Doctor Damian Al Ghul Wayne

[terushimasyuuji]

[ciricearts]

old man jason as promised AAAA

[martianmanhuntter]

Jason Todd in Red Hood: Outlaw #37

[goldenarmofkansas]

muslim damian is on my mind again... thinking about juz 6 / hizb 12 of surat al ma'idah ("whoever takes a life—unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land—it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity") ringing in his ears every time he looks at his mother and every time he looks at his father. damian being too young to fast for ramadan but trying anyway and bruce trying his hardest to be supportive but not knowing how, so he fasts with him, and it ends up working out for his sleep schedule anyhow. damian whose name is hafid, whose name quite literally means the protector, the keeper, trying to hold onto his family blood related or not with both of his hands and feeling like they keep dripping out like water. there's a lot to be said about the less than tasteful way arabs and middle eastern people in general are treated in comics and especially by grant morrison but there's a weird comfort in imagining young damian struggling to cope with the reality of his parents' pasts and balancing it with the bits of scripture that keep pricking him like a splinter stuck under his skin, only to come home to the manor decked out in crescent moons and lanterns and little chocolates everywhere, and to top it all off, a brand new robin suit on eid, and he knows that he's loved.

[goldenarmofkansas]

images that make you collapse

[dickgreyson]

Dick buying slades contracts is like one of the funniest things ever, but i would go further. I would keep him on a keep-the-fuck-off-the-eastern-seaboard retainer. Pay the fucker he’ll take it

[dickgreyson]

[deadchannelradio]

dick grayson age 17 goes running in the wee morning hours trips on a raccoon gets bit real bad by it goes to the ER to get his rabies vaccine and texts everyone he knows like haha only in Nyoo Yawk !! Gets an immediate call from bruce telling him off for not already having his rabies jab which turns into a blowout argument resulting in them ceasing to speak again and his bill is so crazy he cant afford rent on his apartment because hes already broke as fuck and he gets evicted starts to sleep on fire escapes etc but hes already working on a case probably about some ninja cult or some bs and tracks them out to some fuckass state like iowa where he solves his case but can’t actually afford gas to get home and also he doesnt have a home anymore so why even bother and ends up sleeping at a loves upright on his motorcycle which is out of gas because again he is 300 dollars overdrafted and getting worse in fees by the day and going by some name like Archibald or something and feeding this dog which did bite him super bad but he now has his rabies vaccination so hes fine probably please ignore the infection It’s Getting Better but the dog has started resource guarding him and barking whenever someone gets near him and wakes him up also he’s becoming somewhat of a local celebrity like oh yeah thats Archibald he’s my bestie at the loves i give him cigarettes sometimes and he’s living his worst life for like Way too long before there’s some kind of emergency and everyone is like Wait where’s our special guy?? And bruce tries to call him and contact him multiple ways but his phones are variously busted waterlogged run over shot up and out of service due to not paying his bill and ends up calling the titans and is like Um would any of you happen to know where my ward is. And everyone is like WELL WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHERBOY and then roy calls him to be like warning your fuckass father figure is trying to blow up your spot and gets the This line has been disconnected message and he’s like. Um.

[deadchannelradio]

Gives dick’s titans communicator a ring because while dickie g going dark for 2-4 weeks at a time isnt unusual his phone is typically NOT DISCONNECTED. And dg immediately picks up and is like Hey man !!! What’s Up !! And they wind up having like a 30 minute conversation in the way men often do before roy is like by the way bruce was bothering me and was wondering where youre at and now i’m also wondering where youre at. And dg is like I’m at the loves! Roy voice …is this a code word . I dont know it. Dg voice The gas station. And by this time roy has a suspicion and is like. How long have you been at the loves. Dick grayson voice Have I Told You About This Dog I’ve Been Feeding?

[deadchannelradio]

Roy finally manages to fish the information as to which loves he is at out of him after like a GOOD 20 minutes of conversation wherein dg keeps trying to change the subject usually by talking about the dog (which only bit him a little a couple times) or the people he’s been talking to and bumming cigs from and is like WHY ARE YOU IN IOWA “ninja cult” IN IOWA? “Do i look like i’m in charge of where people decide to set up evil communes” and drops the pin in the titans group chat with a demand that one of those quickfooted motherfuckers zip over and grab him and LEAVE THE FUCKING DOG which group chats are a new technology so his several texts do show up out of order. Wally ends up calling roy and roy puts dg on speakerphone and silences wally so wally can hear the insane conversation theyre having about whether or not the dog is of a redeemable character or likes him for anything other than the gas station hot dogs that dick keeps fishing out of the garbage and feeding it and if dick is named archibald now or if that’s the dogs name and if it’s acceptable to name a dog after yourself even if it’s a fake name you’re going by as a cover. And wally is like okay i’ve heard enough and grabs him and donna has to go get his bike and then wally has to go to the loves again the next day because dg keeps trying to climb out the window and go get his dog even though he’s like maybe a minute away from sepsis because that infected bite wound Was Not Getting Better. Wally takes that dog to the ASPCA as it’s actively trying to bite him and there’s now a photo of the flash doing intake for a stray on twitter and a selfie on the aspca’s wall. To this day whenever he’s gone off the deep end (read: in a manic state) the titans refer to it as “he’s at the loves” and if you mention it to DG he’s like I Loved That Fucking Dog Man. I Can’t Believe You Made Me Leave That Dog. With a deep guttural sadness in his voice. When he gets haley roy’s like this isnt like that fucking dog at the loves again is it and dick’s like I LOVED ARCHIBALD. AND NO ITS NOT. but it absolutely is. 

[iloveuspiderman]

jason todd in suicide squad: get joker! #2

[id: three panels of jason todd. 1: he’s in profile facing right. his head is bent and he’s holding up a large gun out in front of him. 2: from the bust up, he stands tall and is looking slightly to the left. 3: his whole body is in frame as he walks away, looking back over his shoulder and half in shadow. end id]

[goldenarmofkansas]

is there a nickname for christian bale's batman... i mean we have batfleck and battinson so is it like. baleman? batbale?

[goldenarmofkansas]

batman begins might be the goat of origin cbms

[obriy]

[robs-your-robins]

The idea of Batman just injuring a rogue just enough that a young Robin can come pick him off like one of those lions on a nature doc, is so funny to me. Like Bats knows that his apprentice needs a confidence boost and to hone their skills but he's not about yo put the little bird in danger so Batman will take down a rogue, injure them enough that they will put up a fight but Robin won't be in too much danger and can "take the guy down". I'm just imagining Batman taking down somebody like Killer Croc who is like "Bats? Where are you going? Aren't you taking me to Arkham?" for Batman to reply that he will in due time but Robin needs to practise. And Waylon just accepts this because he's also a father and he tells Bats that he's "doing a good job" with Robin. Bats grapples himself out of there, waiting in the shadows while Robin swoops in and takes down Killer Croc.

And of course, some Gothamite records this and it gets memed to hell. They even get somebody to imitate Sir David Attenborough to narrate the scene.

Fake Attenborough: And here we have the more colourful offspring of the Bat, closing in on their prey. With lightning quick skill, the Robin has attacked. The Croc has no chance. The Bat looks on as its young takes down the struggling Croc.

Batman *jumping into the alley*: Good work, Robin

Fake Attenborough: A proud father Bat will now drag away their catch where the GCPD will pick over the scraps like the scavengers they are.

[goldenarmofkansas]

locking into spiderman torn will review

[frizzychicken]

She’s just too cool…

[spider-mann]

David Corenswet as Clark Kent Superman (2025) — Dir. James Gunn