thanks to denial, I'm immortal

they/them - adult

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[brytning]

When I need to remind myself to put something on the grocery list and I don't have my phone on me, I use the Scrabble tile magnets on the fridge. But sometimes I don't have enough of the right letters and have to get creative.

[brytning]

The list is getting longer and we are running out of letters.

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[hololucent]

ohhhhh yeah baby BURNT COOK BOOK PARTY !!!!! !!!

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[flutteringfable]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[gauntletqueen]

Visit Original Link

voiced it <3

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[snapythecroc]

the classic mystery thriller "Who's Wearing a Wig"

[snapythecroc]

the wretched gang <3

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/