Renny @goldenthumbs - Tumblr Blog

Felt like nobody has really properly demonstrated how it feels to look at someone while having terrible eyesight, so here he is.

#no glasses #bad eyesight #jinkies #i cant see without my glasses

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John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

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Like to charge reblog to cast

fellas as a lesbian i gotta tell you the secret to finding yourself a woman is super simple, all you gottado is respect them as a person and give good head.

spread the good word! 🫡 😎

#its that simple #give #good #head

i have the gender equivalent of that source engine physics-props-smashing-together-into-a-singularity sound

#gender #gamedev #imwaitingformyfoodtoget here

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ok so like we were scrolling our dash and one of the posts had this under it:

and then when we took a screenshot tumblr POPPED UP A SHARE MENU. look at this. Look At This.

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like i'm sorry????? you can't just do that. that's fucked up. and honestly the app has been Fine up until now (not amazing but not bad either) but like. this is so scummy, i'm so disappointed (but not at all surprised). @staff do better

#monday motivation #organization tips

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.