Excalis

your friendly neighborhood procrastinator, writes sometimes, she/her

[excalisi]

i feel that if there were an essential fact to know about me, it would be that i am an allen walker appreciator first and a human being second. he is my special little babygirl princess darling angel and i love him in a way that is just so parasocial

i can actually wax poetic all day about his character development and how his past with both mana and cross affected how he deliberately formed a personality more palatable to people. his con artist nature compels me and his tendency to create a completely different identity and become it so perfectly that even he can't tell the difference between reality and fiction captivates me

[shar-lecler]

people go on and on about loving the idea of devotion to the point of consumption and how love will swallow you whole and turn you into something that is equally starved and also wholly satisfied. but when I, charles marc herve perceval leclerc,

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[spoon-crossing]

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

[icarusofathousanddays]

My younger sister was excitedly showing me the bracelet she got from a “friend” at school. I do the typical thing where I say it’s pretty and point out that those are clearly the colors of the bisexual flag. She blurts out, “I know why I know that, but why do you??" I don’t have the heart to tell her that when I was her age I fingered her art teacher behind the school

[thememedaddy]

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me

[excalisi]

just saw someone refer to themself as a puck bunny (in the context of calling themself a fan of the game) and like ????? okay guys i say this as someone who also got into hockey via the heated rivalry to hrpf pipeline, but y'all need to brush up on slang stat

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[twinkodium]

One clumsy cat 🥹🥹

[inlovewithmullez]

lewis, nico and champagne

[presentlyicant]

I’m gonna go vomit actually x

[blorbocedes]

the reason brocedes can't be replicated is cause the silver war was so funny

on the same weekend lewis (and nicole) both met the pope, and nico bumped into the dalai lama 😭😭😭 they were mind gaming in the spiritual realm

[gothredy]

[gjjuddmk2]

[loungin]

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]