Life is Ours to choose

[miss-atomic-blog]

Me when I see Markiplier in the show starring Markiplier that I fully knew he was starring in

[mcharon]

[valeriapryanikova]

What did you bring me?

[thedgeofsleep]

THE EDGE OF SLEEP (2024) dir. Corey Adams 1.01 — The Whale.

[autistic-crypt1d]

[chongoblog]

Youtube comments good sometimes

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[ghiertor-the-gigapeen]

Poor engie

Original

[lizardsfromspace]

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

[demilypyro]

if no one else got me, i know chiitan, japan's crazy mascot got me

[lady-raziel]

That’s MY president

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 4th Birthday to

“DIY Teeth”

[sammys-magical-au]

“When did you start growing facial hair?”

“Out the womb.”

“No, actually-”

“Popped out the womb with a beard, and I lost it in the war.”

[complicatedsquishy]

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[apricops]

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

[flyfeline]

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHAT THE HELL

[duckily]

[biglawbear]

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

[on-a-lucky-tide]

PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

[glass-clown]

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[leaffsheep]

Good Omens S2 spoilers without context

[friendzoned61]

Happy birthday Mark!