i would drive on, to the end with you

don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but honestly, does anyone?

[keposhka]

lord take this worlds suffering and put it on Joe Biden

[firefox-official]

HEY GUYS I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT TRADEMARK ISSUES FROM TUMBLR I—

[firefox-official]

i cant breathe

[starryneitz]

[x11-official]

holy shit

[keposhka]

every time you sexualize Frank Iero another short chubby transmasc feels good about himself

[keposhka]

who want me

[alexselbyart]

Assimilate // 2019

Part 1 of an on-going body of work

I had to redact one of my photos since tumblr staff lied about nudity being allowed in art apparently

[ohplasticheart]

good morning only to communists and sluts (soul punk fans)

[homoidiotic]

"Linda/Les and Annie: The First Female-to-Male Transsexual Love Story" (1989) a docu-porn about Annie Sprinkle’s relationship with transsexual Les Nichols as he transitions from female to male. We follow Les through hormone treatments and surgery. The ending has Annie and Les sleeping together after Les has gender affirming surgery (a vaginal preserving phalloplasty.) This was the first FTM pornographic film & it screened at over 100 film festivals. (watch in full here 18+)

[argumate]

but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in thirty minutes

[branthonys]

this is fine

[branthonys]

this is also fine

[dicksmasher]

himbo convention

[sparrow-va]

BABE PLS JDHSKSKDJS

[earrlysnsets]

[d-thwish]

mcr pro rev textposts

[earrlysnsets]

[goldstarbussy]

fucking love this song

[pochowek]

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

[flanneldragon]

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

[elysiadragon]

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

[flanneldragon]

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

[tallahasseemp3]

please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world's best Tetris player

[lichfucker]

[image description: an excerpt of text that says:

“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

/end id]

[justahumblememefarmer]

TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

[fanfuck]

frank iero did not chew a condom off of a microphone on stage in front of hundreds of ppl just for people to say he's a top

[trans-sister-radi0]

No, Comrade Lesbian. We haul

[hymneminium]

There's something gloriously obscene about movies. The idea of spending a hundred million dollars and several lifetimes to create a single work of art that's not very good