golf with your only friend

27/he/she/dyke follows from linoleum-headache

[ahappydnp]

hope they hit the town in their matching little shirts and kiss in the middle of the street and cheers to themselves

[warcupcakes]

[userlesbian]

giving the people what they want

[dingusandpingus]

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

[madame-vide]

No more silly Philly !

[crisshowell]

~

[dandp]

He really put that photocard in his phone in a half jokey way to promote merch and has kept it there for weeks to the point where it's now a genuine "keeping a picture of his boyfriend in his phone case" thing :((( going out on dates with his boyfriend and he takes his phone out and there's a picture of his boyfriend in the case for anyone to see because he loves him and that's a thing he can do now :(((((((

[reunitedinterlude]

perhaps a record number of shoulder touches in one video

bonus almost-touches:

[lizardsmp3]

[phanyaoi]

imagine you come home DRUNK, and your BOYFRIEND makes you do a SPONSORSHIP for NORDVPN and then FUCKS hudson williams in the TOMODACHI LIFE game.

[frogcult19]

[butchdazai]

love isnt real it was made up by dan and phil to sell more photocards

[phil-is-our-binchild]

Confession by: Anonymous

Send in your Dan and/or Phil confessions here!

[lizardsmp3]

im hung up on the whole phil being really good at pool thing. anyone else

[gophanyourself]

Then and now

[demonphannie]

[qanhowell]

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