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@golgo9
name him. name your son
Gormondo
Big Sexy
Big Shmeat.
WHAT ARE YOU A ALIEN??
Guilty
“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”
(Source)
Can we adopt the Ogre baby?
So I’m running the Storm King’s Thunder and we are at the Dripping caves. My players are running a Druid, Ranger, Monk, and Barbarian. They have helped Snigbat kill Hark and just finished killing the two orgres in the main cavern.
Ranger - We search the area, do we find the baby.
DM - There is no baby.
Barbarian - You said they were married and this was a den. We find nothing made for a baby?
DM - Fine. You find nothing of value, but you see a big straw bed, a small straw bed and an effigy made of human bone, hair, and an Ogre tooth(I thought this would stop them).
Ranger - So the lady was pregnant? Can we save the baby? I want to raise the baby.
Before I can tell him that his first arrow hit the stomach and prolly killed the baby/ even if there was a baby here is a chant from the Barbarian and Ranger.
Ranger/Barbarian - We want the ogre baby!!
DM - ….. you know what? I’ll give you a thirty percent chance you can save the baby. 1 to 30 or 70 to 100?
Ranger - 1 to 30.
DM - Mother fucker….. (I rolled a 25)
Cheers from all my players. They rush to the mother who is dead floating in the mud bath cause she needed to put out the oil fire they started on her. I’m trying to rationalize this.
Druid - I’m not helping cut her open.
Monk - I turn away.
Barbarian - I’ll do it!!
DM - Ha, roll a Medicine check.
Druid - Wait, I’ll do it….
I set the DC at 25. Never thought she would hit it.
Druid - 27???
DM - You successfully perform a cesarean section on the mother reminiscent of how you would a deer in the wild. (My head has been lowered at this point)
Cheers from everyone.
Ranger - What do we name him?
Barbarian - Mohawk?
Druid - Flame?
Monk - Gorg?
Ranger - No, FireHark!! To always remind us of his mom and who we killed to get him.
The Druid hands the baby to the Ranger and tells him to be careful with him. Rolled odds and evens. It was a boy. The Ranger proceeds to make a front pouch for the baby.
DM - Fuck, I’m now running a game for the Lone Wolfpack…..
Eruptions of laughter.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt
Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play
Fuck it, hope she bless me
But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔
What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this
not risking shitttt
The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking
The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!
she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?
TFW
You play into the trap...
#youremakingthatface
Hey
So I'm going through all the motions of life at the moment...(age 30)
A lot of shit has happened within this year that could bring a man to his knees and cause a death so painful that you could compare it to when God sent Lucifer down. #Guyjustneededahighive
Anyway I'm about to hit 31...
Fuck me right?!?!?
My girl spoke nothing but fucking TRUTH. Now that’s this kind of Women we need our girls to look up too.
Who is she?
Sarah Kendzior.
She’s an expert in authoritarianism and has accurately predicted almost everything that is happening - her unflinching insight and analysis is terrifying but invaluable right now. Well worth following on twitter.
fucking
why did i never see this until now
You know what saddens me?
How fast she has to talk.
If a man were saying that, he’d be going slowly to emphasise points. He’d be indulging in the occasional ‘you know’ or other filler words. He’d be able to stop for breath. Notice that she didn’t do that. She had the whole thing memorised and she got it out with barely a pause to breathe.
Why?
Because she expected to be interrupted.
What she said was awesome and is absolutely true, and is frankly underlined by the fact that she had to say the whole thing all at once for fear that she wouldn’t be able to say it at all if she so much as stopped to breathe because one of those older white men sitting around her would interrupt and roll right over her.
She just gave me the chills.
Oo
sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
Sandy dumb as shit but She Got Cake
Bitch is a female scientist she aint votin red
Also? She may have been southern but she was definitely a roc (rodent of color)
Mr. Krab's tho.
To my future boo
If I ever see you throw away my cargo shorts.... Me and the children are packing our stuff and leaving for my parents. 👏don't👏mess👏with👏me👏Tammy👏.
it’s still 2008 where it matters, in their hearts
this feels a lot more 2003 than 2008
1140.
Nahh this shit different
i’m gonna kms
Kink on another level.
Days spent lit.
@veraisastoner
Days spent lit.
*Everything is right with the world *Listening to a cat chew their food