GOmen_asai

A GOmens sideblog because I want to compartmentalize my life

[rosebud-wizard]

its fun to enjoy things

[wheeloffortune-design]

I wanted to try my hand at designing them as gems (from Steven universe). Crowley is a Jasper (black and red) who came out too skinny and was exiled for questioning the great diamond authority. Aziraphale is a Selenite because it’s my favorite rock. He works in the archives and is not very good at his job because he has his own system of classification. Both their gems are on their shoulderblades, Crowley on the left, Aziraphale on the right. Because I’m going to design their fusion when I have the time.

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

[lilpy]

Have a lovely angel man!

[wheeloffortune-design]

Stanley was a very popular name among sheep of Bethlehem, circa year 0. 

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Aziraphale is very picky with his nativity scenes. He was THERE. And he thinks most representations look way too pale, nowadays. 

[wheeloffortune-design]

Sometimes you’re just too close to see the big picture. 

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Inspired by Adam’s aura :) Also, see how much I love you guys? I drew backgrounds.

[spicyyangel]

my hand slipped

psst ((that’s my actual nsfw twitter))

my main art blog: @celesticat

[not-a-space-alien]

oh my god i just thought of a great thing. you know how people will claim to help strangers who turn out to be angels? and heaven will be testing their hospitality with an angel/seeing if they show kindness to angels in disguise?

aziraphale probably has to do it. and he FUCKING HATES IT. he gets so disgruntled. “why do i have to dress like a beggar, these clothes are awful, why do i have to go sleep on the street, i don’t want to go ask random humans for hospitality, i want to sit in my shop, leave me alone. can’t i just make the face of jesus appear in someone’s toast again,” etc.etc.

[fluentisonus]

This reminds me of this story in Bede’s Life of St. Cuthbert where St. Cuthbert gets a visit from a stranger who he thinks is a man and is actually an angel, and all the way through the story the stranger insists that he’s in a rush, he has to leave, no he can’t spend the night, until Cuthbert literally uses God’s name to get him to at least eat something. But then the moment he turns his back the stranger disappears, and the only evidence he was there is some really nice bread. And it’s such absolutely gorgeous bread and it smells so good that it finally hits Cuthbert that the guy was an angel, because only heaven could make bread like that.

But it just sounds like the most Aziraphale thing ever to be ordered to go meet some saintly guy, try to get out of there as fast as possible and finally go “fuck it, I’m going to leave him some really, really nice bread and that’s going to qualify as my miracle for today” and then just disappear.

[not-a-space-alien]

miraculous bread, I’m weeping, aziraphale is real

[thechekhov]

It’s not the wall but what’s behind it Oh the fear of fellow man, it’s mere assignment And everything that we’re denied By keeping the divide It’s not the waking it’s the rising

[vinceaddams]

I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now I’m wheezing with laughter.

[sorion]

[fishfingersandscarves]

sometimes you find a quote and just go ham

[kowbojki]

after armageddon't

[hollow-head]

[forineffablereasons]

the doctor: so you’re an angel and a demon, like, properly? I’ve never met and angel and a demon. well, I’ve met the devil, after a fashion, but not a demon-demon, not the way you seem to be. that’s–fascinating.

aziraphale: yes well. you smashed my wine. and knocked over my books. 

crowley, giving him the eye from head to toe: you’re not a human are you. with the. hair. and the suit. 

the doctor: nah. i travel all through time and space.

aziraphale: that doesn’t explain anything really.

the doctor: you can come if you want. never had an angel and a demon on board. the miracle thing would probably be handy, actually. 

crowley: i don’t do miracles. i do temptations.

aziraphale: you do too do miracles.

crowley: only for you, angel, i’m not doing miracles for–whatever he is. him. not doing it. 

the doctor: are you two - ?

aziraphale: no

crowley: yes

aziraphale, startled: i mean – oh. i mean yes?

crowley, at exactly the same time: i mean no. 

the doctor, disappearing back into the tardis: great. well it’s all of time and space if you like. coming? 

aziraphale: oh we can’t. crowley we can’t. we exist outside of time and space, we can’t go traveling through it. 

crowley: who says we can’t? god? well, bugger to her, then. 

aziraphale: i thought you didn’t like him.

crowley: i don’t, but nobody else here is offering the whole time and space bit. 

aziraphale: well, who will guard humanity if we’re not here?

crowley: well i guess i got the impression that he did. so we’d still be doing it, just a bit, well. out of order.

aziraphale: …out of order.

crowley: and all over space. we could go all over. mars. the whole of the milky way, we could go star-sailing. see what else is out there. 

aziraphale: we could…see some of the systems you made, couldn’t we?

crowley: sure. yeah, we could, sure.

aziraphale, putting down his book and decidedly not reacting to the interior of the tardis: doctor? hello doctor fellow? we’d like to come.

the doctor, all knowing smiles: yeah? where to first, boys?

crowley, stepping into the tardis: well she’s no bentley, that’s for sure. 

aziraphale: alpha centauri.

crowley: al…alpha centauri?

aziraphale: alpha centauri. 

the doctor: there’s no making out on the bridge. there’s no–THERE’S NO MAKING OUT ON THE BRIDGE, oh, for time’s sake. 

[westiec]

Needed to reblog, could not leave off this gem in the tags 😂

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

​HE WINKED

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zoom in and raise the brightness and you can see the flutter of his left eye closing behind the glasses, but there’s zero matching flutter on the other side, his right eye stays open. he winks from behind his sunglasses.

CROWLEY. WINKED. AT. AZIRAPHALE.

[sugarcloak]

♡ ♡ ♡ I can finally share the piece I made for @theineffablecon ‘s artcontest !! I named it: “Falling in Love head first” and it was such a pleasure to draw! Thanks again to the wonderful people who organized it for this opportunity, I hope you all had great fun at the convention o(≧▽≦)o !!! ♡ ♡ ♡

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

I’ll be honest, parts of Good Omens are ugly as fuck, but also like fuck, that’s some of the fun

Have you SEEN the bookshop drunk scene? It’s gorgeously hideous and I wouldn’t have it any other way