Shmirbs

Joel. They/Him. Artist. @Shmirbs. Commissions open.

[jenpsaki]

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

[jenpsaki]

Holy shit

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[barin-mclegg]

Silly? You do see that this reads like you attacking me for talking to someone else right? You do get that you're pulling some vile ass bullshit, right? Don't try to slide guilt now, you're being rude here.

[postdespair]

would you kill and eat barin-mclegg

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[ttvck]

ive never seen ingredient presentation likethis

[kalikalizulfon]

[mynowherenothing]

[led-bloody-zeppelin]

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

[clownkiwi]

[dreg-heap]

Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

[dreg-heap]

[valtsv]

swear to god i don't mean this in a pretentious way but being in public in any kind of alt fashion really does feel like this sometimes

[h0nex]

op i hope you dont mind me adding to your post but sometimes it also feels like this:

[bebx]

Amore Kidnapped

— by Daniele Accossato

[crazy-brazilian]

[officialfist]

[the-rattking]

[littlemisspipebomb]

[pluckyporo]

your honour, permission to call the jury "chat"

[lakevida]

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

[saplesssapphic]

okay you know that one game you’d play on the playground with friends where one person was designated as the “watcher” and everyone had to move around when the watcher wasn’t looking, and freeze if they were? and if the watcher caught you moving you were out of the game?

what do you call this game???

night at the museum

statues in the garden

ghost in the graveyard

other (explain in tags)

i do not know this game/see results

Voting ended onAug 1, 2023

please rb for sample size 💔💔

[a9111197]

Blueboy Magazine March 1979

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

yeah, i am not immune to propaganda. a propaganda at men's tits that is lol lift your shirt up boy

[ewaneneollav]

this guy just showed us what he’s eating by setting it to his spray and rejoining the server

[reiners-an-mys]