try the rizzle if you dare

🎩

[machinot]

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl

[straightboyfriend]

mr beast,,,

[bimmyjimmy]

i didnt know the flash was on

[crabussy]

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

[toskarin]

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

[toskarin]

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

[asimovsideburns]

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

[crawfishcomic]

Peephole People

[mtftk9]

panicked when i heard crouton.net was down so i went and got the crouton from the wayback machine in case anyone needs it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[seeing a high definition photograph of a tropical bird after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOOH

[beesmygod]

You will never be locked and loaded. You will never say "uhh in English please?!" to an egghead. You will never have a team. You will never knock out a guard with one punch. You will never rappel down anything

[lokaror]

*clutching a gunshot wound*

i still have...so many... restaurants to go to...

[precevazia]

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[badassdemonsword]

guys being dudes

[pjackk]

IM NEVER INVITED TO THIS SHIT !!!!

[despazito]

[kingworm]

[rogersandclarke]

[javascript-official]

"toe beans" <- uhh furry alert haha caught in 4k lol

"pintoe beans" <- ough that bean 🫘🫘 got me fartin'!!!

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok