GONZIJERMZ

I love danger but I also wanna be safe

[averagebiboy]

Ever get so hard that it hurts? 😵‍💫

[kyuuu-bi]

My life or my dick??

[averagebiboy]

Both atp ✋😔

[nasfera2]

Patti LaBelle’s live performance of “This Christmas” will never not be funny 😂

[dulaut-deactivated20210910]

thanks for bringing this back lmfappoposejfd

[saiasus]

LEMME SEE THAT CARDIGAN!

[medranochav]

I’M CRYING

[trapcard]

this has the same energy as an SNL skit

[kingjaffejoffer]

This is my first time seeing this and im mortified and dying laughing at the same time

[wrenhavenriver]

why must reductress hurt me in this way

[thiefree]

ok a) lmao me too girl, and

b) once burnout hits you CANNOT work that hard, by your standards, so odds are it actually hit a while ago and you just “powered through” because that’s what you’re used to doing. So now, every day, you’re hitting your limit and thinking “wtf man i used to be able to do this, i used to be competent, clever, diligent” and like yeah. you were. and that burns glucose. welcome to the dumb bitch zone.

and c), lmao, me too girl

[junkolt]

fuck b) came for me harder than the first post did god damn

[johnwickfucker]

robert evans continuing to be my hero

[johnwickfucker]

wait there's more

[unawakening-float07]

[dovv]

Can’t help but feel like the gay guys on the left are characters in a tv show created and styled by straight people and the gay guys on the right are capitalizing on internalized homophobia to get our money on onlyfans by playing into our fixation on overly masculine heterosexual men

[dovv]

okay I just wanna say this was a joke and I’ve jerked off to the guys on the right many many times

[pinene]

Atta boy

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[carby]

CO level: Moderate

[zayah40000]

[carby]

CO level: Extreme

[sacred-portal]

[vanjalen]

[carby]

CO level: Moderate

[callmebliss]

What are we measuring here, bestie?

[callmebliss]

Sorry @delightedcrow this can’t remain hidden in the notes you are too correct

[bloodied-wolf]

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[leplastiquedick]

[rnbgifs]

[leroys-deactivated20210325]

whenever you start to like a white boy think about how disappointed rihanna would be

[tylerposey]

I haven't told her yet.

[gt-r-deactivated20200602]

[zoeydotexe]

Visit Original Link

system of a clown. if you even care

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[magi-gay]

Vs me when I get a dick pic: