I’m going to be eating a tire to “Flight of the bumblebee”

[gonzo-offical]

im gonzo

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Newsie wants to fuck muppets chat

[officially-bbc-news]

I DO NOT

NO

NEVER

[oceaniddoesstuff]

I can't believe you wanna fuck gonzo that's crazy

[officially-bbc-news]

If you're going to hell (I ate a whole bite of a bible once) you might as well uh.. say deeply shameful things in Tumblr dms?

[gonzo-offical]

I’m unsure about how to feel

[oceaniddoesstuff]

At least two people want to fuck you now

[officially-bbc-news]

God no tumblr user gonzo-offical found this

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Newsie wants to fuck muppets chat

[officially-bbc-news]

I DO NOT

NO

NEVER

[oceaniddoesstuff]

I can't believe you wanna fuck gonzo that's crazy

[officially-bbc-news]

If you're going to hell (I ate a whole bite of a bible once) you might as well uh.. say deeply shameful things in Tumblr dms?

[gonzo-offical]

I’m unsure about how to feel

[officially-bbc-news]

Feel nothing because it's all a lie! Oceanid created that screenshot with.. mysterious editing.

[gonzo-offical]

No BBC News

[officially-bbc-news]

Yes BBC News!

[gonzo-offical]

stop it

[officially-bbc-news]

Oh :<

[gonzo-offical]

we all know it’s real bbc news

[officially-bbc-news]

IT'S FAKE NEWS-

[gonzo-offical]

sure

[officially-bbc-news]

Don't you "sure" me, it is! It's fake, lies, made up, incorrect, I'm absolutely innocent and being framed for a crime I did not commit!

Thats enough words to convince the public I'm innocent of all wrongs, right?

[gonzo-offical]

And I’m cis

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Newsie wants to fuck muppets chat

[officially-bbc-news]

I DO NOT

NO

NEVER

[oceaniddoesstuff]

I can't believe you wanna fuck gonzo that's crazy

[officially-bbc-news]

If you're going to hell (I ate a whole bite of a bible once) you might as well uh.. say deeply shameful things in Tumblr dms?

[gonzo-offical]

I’m unsure about how to feel

[officially-bbc-news]

Feel nothing because it's all a lie! Oceanid created that screenshot with.. mysterious editing.

[gonzo-offical]

No BBC News

[officially-bbc-news]

Yes BBC News!

[gonzo-offical]

stop it

[officially-bbc-news]

Oh :<

[gonzo-offical]

we all know it’s real bbc news

[officially-bbc-news]

IT'S FAKE NEWS-

[gonzo-offical]

sure

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Newsie wants to fuck muppets chat

[officially-bbc-news]

I DO NOT

NO

NEVER

[oceaniddoesstuff]

I can't believe you wanna fuck gonzo that's crazy

[officially-bbc-news]

If you're going to hell (I ate a whole bite of a bible once) you might as well uh.. say deeply shameful things in Tumblr dms?

[gonzo-offical]

I’m unsure about how to feel

[officially-bbc-news]

Feel nothing because it's all a lie! Oceanid created that screenshot with.. mysterious editing.

[gonzo-offical]

No BBC News

[officially-bbc-news]

Yes BBC News!

[gonzo-offical]

stop it

[officially-bbc-news]

Oh :<

[gonzo-offical]

we all know it’s real bbc news

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Newsie wants to fuck muppets chat

[officially-bbc-news]

I DO NOT

NO

NEVER

[oceaniddoesstuff]

I can't believe you wanna fuck gonzo that's crazy

[officially-bbc-news]

If you're going to hell (I ate a whole bite of a bible once) you might as well uh.. say deeply shameful things in Tumblr dms?

[gonzo-offical]

I’m unsure about how to feel

[officially-bbc-news]

Feel nothing because it's all a lie! Oceanid created that screenshot with.. mysterious editing.

[gonzo-offical]

No BBC News

[officially-bbc-news]

Yes BBC News!

[gonzo-offical]

stop it

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Newsie wants to fuck muppets chat

[officially-bbc-news]

I DO NOT

NO

NEVER

[oceaniddoesstuff]

I can't believe you wanna fuck gonzo that's crazy

[officially-bbc-news]

If you're going to hell (I ate a whole bite of a bible once) you might as well uh.. say deeply shameful things in Tumblr dms?

[gonzo-offical]

I’m unsure about how to feel

[officially-bbc-news]

Feel nothing because it's all a lie! Oceanid created that screenshot with.. mysterious editing.

[gonzo-offical]

No BBC News

[the-muppet-joker]

I wanna know your opinions on th fuckabiliyy on the nuppets

Girl lesg SPREAD pussy OUT gonzo EATIN. what more i gotta say

[gonzo-offical]

.

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Newsie wants to fuck muppets chat

[officially-bbc-news]

I DO NOT

NO

NEVER

[oceaniddoesstuff]

I can't believe you wanna fuck gonzo that's crazy

[officially-bbc-news]

If you're going to hell (I ate a whole bite of a bible once) you might as well uh.. say deeply shameful things in Tumblr dms?

[gonzo-offical]

I’m unsure about how to feel

[oceaniddoesstuff]

At least two people want to fuck you now

[gonzo-offical]

Yeah I guess

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Newsie wants to fuck muppets chat

[officially-bbc-news]

I DO NOT

NO

NEVER

[oceaniddoesstuff]

I can't believe you wanna fuck gonzo that's crazy

[officially-bbc-news]

If you're going to hell (I ate a whole bite of a bible once) you might as well uh.. say deeply shameful things in Tumblr dms?

[gonzo-offical]

I’m unsure about how to feel

[gonzo-offical]

As an anonymous news reporter for muppet news

The people want to know Do your alleged brain injuries contribute to the drive to preform more elaborate stunts ?

I don’t have brain injuries?

Also it’s a love of the game that leads me to do my famous stunts!

[bank-owner-offical]

if i eat plastic and i don’t die, does that make me a god

[gonzo-offical]

Yes. I have done this many times

[gonzo-offical]

first OMG HI GONZO YOUR THE BEST

second what are your thoughts on buckets? and what should I fill this one with?

🪣

-@old-mop-offical

Hi!

Thank you; not many people say I’m their favorite, usually they like Kermit

i love buckets! You should fill it with glitter!

[gonzo-offical]

Send me asks!

please

If you don't you're a pepe (no offense pepe)

[gonzo-offical]

she GON on my ZO till i-

*gets executed via firing squad*

Oh

Pepe come like help

I think

[the-grassy-hill]

eepy time for me

@salubriousbean

please i beg of you when you can respond in the offical reblog chain

[gonzo-offical]

im gonzo

[bip-bippadotta-offical]

mahna mahna

[gonzo-offical]

doot doot dodo