Everyone really is (not) better than me

Malice! | Just here to scroll through shit.| MAIN | She/They | retired (not really) emo bitch | poc | Supernatural, Bands, Hannibal, dip and pip etc | (yes I based this blog off of Violent Things)

[elirya]

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[operationtables]

I'll find you when the sun goes black. btw.

[tibets]

the grape died in surgery but I have good news

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

“They made a blunt out of an onion”

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

heaven is changing and earth is changing and me i feel not so immutable either

[vexheart]

[fortunatelyitsayellowday]

Wish you well, bye.

[mobbiegirl]

this is me every single day

[anomaloc4ris]

big fan of this image

[sisterdullet]

worlds first successful performative male

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[pseudophan]

lore update for the general tumblr public: dan and phil just revealed that they asked when we were young fest if they could actually genuinely recreate this in between sets when fall out boy and my chem were there last year, but they asked too late and they couldn’t make it happen in time. they really did try though. yaoi warriors until the very end

[making-you-in-mtg]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

what’s the most devastating song that comes to mind? like you’re on the verge of tears listening to it

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

[highmarshall-azure]

king solomon ass car

[lucydacusgirl]

It’s never been more over what the fuck

[captmelbourne]

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

[an-ant-hill]