[lesbianalluka]

PRIDE MOODBOARD 🌈💛💚❤💜💙

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like

if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger so I can put it on this out-of-reach metal surface, I can startle her awake. Probably. Then if I securely duct tape this caffeinated chocolate bar to it, it will provide a challenging situation and make her mushy little brain work extra hard to figure out how to turn the alarm off. Then she might go for the chocolate while she’s turning off the loud noises. With luck, she’ll consume the whole thing. 20 minutes of bliss then boom, physiology kicks in and the caffeine reaches her brain. Gentlemen, this just might work.

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

It didn’t work.

[maximumgayce]

A tragedy in two acts

[valtsv]

me and all my friends in 3rd grade doing warrior cats rp in the playground:

[diesetdown]

The reason vine was so good was because most of those videos would be mad unfunny if they were full length. “Because he fucking pushed me” would be titled Epic kid meltdown rage 2014 (Must see) and it would be 2 minutes long.

[sydneyedwards1993]

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[diesetdown]

You deadass?

[wheresanegg-blog]

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

Nocturnal Kansas

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[yeahthatoneotherdude]

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[kushblazer666]

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

[naniyou]

Marvel: ‘Infinity War’ is the most ambitious crossover event in history

Me:

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Didn’t expect Bulbasaur to get a comic in a newspaper before

[despicableplankton]

rt if you would date bulbasaur

[onion-souls]

[fuck-customers]

[colbertmmunist]

@todeskompanie

[chrissongzzz]

😂😂😂😂😂 man down

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmshhjkjm

[roaminromans]

[raptorific]

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

[perks-of-being-chinese]

😫😫🙌🙌💦💦💦💦💯💯💯💯

[android1000]