bbq sause…

…on my titties 22 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 girl in stem (sorcery, thaumetergy, enchantment, magic)

[moon111111]

[good4soop]

Do people in finance do drugs anymore?

[good4soop]

Let me just say that if I were running a furniture company like that I would never let it crater in business. It would be a beautiful, flourishing furniture company. We'd sell a chaise every minute and a loveseat every second. People would be clamoring for my cushions at an unprecedented rate.

I would be able to assassinate Bob from Bob's furniture in broad daylight. I would be so successful, no one would arrest me. They would go "I didn't see anything." And they would be a cop. Not saying I would do this, but I'm saying I could.

Also, the first thing I'm doing when discovering the backrooms? Ticketed entry. You wanna see an alternative reality? Pony up. $25 bucks a pop.

Discounted rate if you bought a lamp.

We'd also market differently. No pirate ottoman shtick. Too confusing. Too many hats. My solution would be sex. Hot babes and male babes naked all over the furniture with the plastic wrapping on still.

Rolling around, licking each other, eating pastries, you know the drill.

These are some of the things I would do to improve business and make this movie more realistic. I will note I'm only about 10 minutes into this thing and am currently writing this while in the theater, but it's a terrible film l've decided. If you love me you will not see it. Thank you.

[good4soop]

Our Japanese chef would open the Italian panetteria every day with a Shinto ritual, filling freshwater into a small bowl and placing, with a private bow, under a secret banner sequestered among the bowls atop a deli fridge, quietly praying for fortune that forever eluded, under porcelain chandeliers and black and white tiles made in Napoli, Italy. His marriage was failing, and still he bowed.

His ancestral village was evacuated from radiation fallout, and still he bowed. Six months later, water from Sandy would drown his business. When he told me the news that the doors would stay shuttered, he bowed. His dignity will forever remain in my mind.

[good4soop]

9/10 bad bitches love otters

[good4soop]

I’ve ran every possible scenario in my head and, I think I’m going to be fired today..

[good4soop]

I made a new playlist,, tap in :) https://music.apple.com/ae/playlist/brand-new-utopia/pl.u-xlyNXJXtJxJPVDD

Brand New Utopia by boobiesushi on Apple Music

Playlist · 264 Songs

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[soulaansiren]

[good4soop]

This song reminds me of when I got in my new car after surviving a horrible horrible accident but in a good way :)

[sheepstomach]

by the water

[anactual-cat]

Art from mx_scratch_ on IG

[good4soop]

#this is a true trad family

[good4soop]

Every Monday I have to forget how to do my job for a little bit

[good4soop]

I had a dream that Frank Ocean made an album called “Brand New Utopia”… sigh.

[good4soop]

I licked my gf out after she had a large caramel latte and a little bit of mine and when I tell y’all she tasted like caramel OH MY GOD I NEED TO TRY THAT AGAIN

[good4soop]

There’s a stray cat that keeps coming back to my garden and it’s the only reason I need :)

[mymirren]

yui :)