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tf2 au where someone dies on the field and gets respawned, but they manage to get recucitsted after their heart stops so now theres a clone...

#i need to go to bed

ladygrinninghole

obsessed with star trek repeatedly writing themselves into a corner by creating alien races that are supposed to be The Bad Guys when that explicitly conflicts with their previously established notion that no group of people is inherently good or evil.

first it was the klingons—they’re originally supposed to be this cruel, bloodthirsty, war-obsessed people—and then tng comes along and it’s like wait no maybe war and violence is a part of their culture and actually ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies so we have to be woke about it.

hey these are the ferengi and they’re supposed to represent everything we hate about capitalist society; they’re greedy, scheming, profit-obsessed, and they look like ugly little trolls to emphasize how much we fucking HATE capitalism. oh wait fuck here comes deep space nine and we have to recognize that they’re PEOPLE. okok what if the pursuit of profit is actually part of their culture and ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies. so we have to be woke about it.

this is the borg, they’re a hivemind race of cyborgs who have no sense of individuality and their only motivation is assimilating people into their society. they want to assimilate humanity and we are completely defenseless against them because their technology is eons ahead of our own and they’re incapable of being reasoned with. oh sweet we have a borg prisoner this is the perfect opportunity to commit genocide against them. fuck actually we can’t commit genocide we’re woke and communists and in space.

hey these are the cardassians, they’re part of a cruel and vicious empire which is supposed to be a representation of fascism and authoritarian regimes, they’re a cold, bloodthirsty people with no sense of empathy or compassion, their society literally references 1984 on multiple occasions, and they’re known for the insanely cruel and inhumane methods of torture they use against their prisoners of war. we hate the cardassians…….. except, here’s a cardassian kid who grew up on bajor, and……. fuck. he’s a person. now we actually have to consider his humanity. and being racist is actually……. bad.

this is the jem’hadar, they’re genetically engineered soldiers who have no sense of individuality and only live to defend the state. they’re all born addicted to a synthetic drug that’s manufactured by the state and administered by their masters—this is how they’re kept subservient. they’re ruthless and powerful and they’re incapable of being reasoned with because their only motivation is violence and killing. so we should kill them all, right? FUCK….. what if they’re actually people. goddamnit. now we have to consider their humanity.

hey these are the romulans. hey these are the founders. the list goes on. i just find it really interesting

writergeekrhw

Mission accomplished!

ncc-42069

(For those that don't realize, the previous reblog is one of DS9's writers.)

wishfulsketching

love the new comic. absolutely delicious content thank you for serving the heavymedic fans always 😔👍 BUT i do need confirmation that my sweet boy soldier is OKAY. 🙌 i am hoping he popped back up as enthusiastic as ever‼️

bonus points if helmet party is also real and engie gave him a comforting back pat afterwards or something 🥺♥️

He definitely popped back in with great enthusiasm! I bet he likes experiences new ways to die :) Both you and @ari-doodles-stuff asked about Soldier so here ya go:

Soldier did not learn a thing but it's not slowing him down

When you tell your bae how cool it was when your head was turned into a crushed bean can but it just gets your friend into trouble

cugzarui

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

cheeseanonioncrisps

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

victusinveritas

shirtsthatgohard

fionn-o-nassus

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

prokopetz

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

prokopetz

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

prokopetz

You're a sci-fi robot who just got cut in half by the Big Bad (don't worry, you'll get better). What's inside you?

Printed circuit boards (blinking lights optional)

Gears and sprockets

Endless bundles of wire

Some sort of translucent crystal

Meat and viscera in a weird colour

Random geometric shapes

The cut is mirror-smooth, like I was one solid mass of metal

It looks like... car parts?

I'm actually mostly hollow

Just a shitload of milky goo

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

teaboot

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

rabbitkinglune777

working on Eris

rabbitkinglune777

angelic top surgery 👍🏾

rabbitkinglune777

extremely self indulgent but I want him to still have his big hips cuz I'm like, not immune. srry

(also I should just draw what I want and not gaf Abt perception)

ohcorny

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

actually it's a

Hm ok what the fuck is this thing

dogpuppy

New image of it has been captured.. still unsure of what the fuck

rapidend

Showing off card collections

narratorbones

okay I need to know. nearly everyone I have known in my life has slept exclusively with blankets. are sheets still a thing. am I weird.

what do you usually sleep with?

bedsheet + blanket

bedsheet + blanket + comforter

bedsheet only

blanket only

comforter only

multiple bedsheets

multiple blankets

multiple blankets + comforter

nothing

other (how.)

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

curious as to if sheets are less common nowadays! my family has always gone with the one sheet one blanket set up, but I wonder if that's as common as I thought it was.

reblog for sample size!

#comforter and sometimes a weighted blanket #just the weighted blanket if its hot