Danny Lameta

Danny Lameta Twenty Skinwalker Friendly Neighbourhood Sheriff's Dog

[goodboy-danny-blog]

irascibleramsay :

“If you are going to insist on sitting next to me, the least you can do is buy a lady a drink.”

“Oh... uh... Yeah, okay. I think I have some change here. What were you wanting?”

[goodboy-danny-blog]

anyone catch your eye?

I’ve been a full-time dog for the past year… Everyone catches my eye.

[goodboy-danny-blog]

survivcriism :

“What?” she breathed, “no, that wasn’t… They were only supposed to turn not kill,” she said, “I will make sure whoever turned you pays for what they did to your family”

“What?” He shook his head, “You think Bailey-... The dog didn’t kill them, hunters did. Hunters killed them all. My mom, my dad, four of my siblings! They never would’ve came for us if you hadn’t had us turned! I’m alone because of you!”

[goodboy-danny-blog]

Do you ever plan on telling Claire your little secret?

I don’t plan on telling any of them. I love them, I do, but they’re hunters. There’s no way they’ll just accept what I am and let me carry on living there as their pet. I can’t tell Claire.

[goodboy-danny-blog]

survivcriism :

“I know I should, and I don’t know how I can make it up to you. I’m so sorry”

“Stop, just... stop.” He backed away from her a little, his brow furrowed. “You can’t make it up to me. You- You ruined my life. You’re the- My family are dead because of you! And you want me to forgive you? You think a sorry can cover that?”

[goodboy-danny-blog]

FMK: Alex, Jody, Claire

Oh my god, you can’t just ask a pet dog which of his owners he’d fuck, that’s just not- Okay, so I have a people form too but that just… I-… Okay, I can’t kill Jody. Without her, I’d be on the street and I can’t just f-… Marry Jody. Wow, okay. So! Ever notice how ‘fuck’ is such an impersonal word? Wow. No one’s ‘making love’ here either, but perhaps… there could be some… things with Claire. That might be fun. And then-… Well, then I’d have to… kill… boredom with Alex!

[goodboy-danny-blog]

psychic-pamela :

Story of pretty much everyone’s life at some point. Protip? Start stashing your cash off-shore while you still can, as soon as you can. … Kidding. A Nesquik? Well- Alright, why the hell not? I do have a lifetime of knowledge and six functional senses. I’ll write you a list in the milkshake bubbles.

I’ll be sure to maybe keep that in mind for when I start making money. Yeah, a Nesquik. I was kid- Wait, really? You really wanna get a Nesquick with me? Six? You have six senses? Wow, that’s- Ever had them all stimulated at the same time? [ lil laugh ] Can’t wait.

[goodboy-danny-blog]

survivcriism :

“I’m the alpha,” she quietly said, looking him over.

“Oh...” He trailed off, eyes locked on her, “That’s-... Yeah, you should be sorry. My bad.”

[goodboy-danny-blog]

familiarbishop :

Yes! That was the dog! Alexandria opened her lips to try to find some way to communicate- was he the dog? Were they meeting up in their human forms in some awesome way? But before she could even think of a question, the boy was blurting out his secret, making Alexandria laugh. That was a lot easier than she thought it’d be, at least. “I’m the cat!” She exclaimed, trying not to scream, but being far too excited. Leaning in, she held her hand up to her mouth so she could whisper without anyone else hearing. “I’m a familiar,” she explained quickly, before pulling back.

“Shut up!” he exclaimed, his hands grabbing on to his hair. This was nuts! “I’m a skinwalker.” he whispered back, his hands dropping from his hair and excitedly reaching for her shoulders. “I can’t believe this is happening! You’re like... my best friend.” Was that weird? They hadn’t ever met in human form, but as an animal, this girl was so important to him. They always had so much fun and, outside of his little adoptive family, she was the one he most looked forward to seeing. “That’s weird, right? I’m being so weird.”

[goodboy-danny-blog]

novakxclaire :

Okay, so maybe Claire was prone to jumping to unfair conclusions. She reigned in her temper. “Right. I guess that does make it a little better. I probably won’t break anything, then.” She smiled at him, hoping to make things a little better. She didn’t want the guy to hate her. “Who’s seducing you? And why aren’t they here right now? They’re clearly bad at this. You seduce somebody by absolutely owning their ass at carnival games, and then buying them a snowcone. Everybody knows that.” She offered him her hand to shake. “I won’t shatter anything if you promise you won’t hate me for that one outburst? I’m just on edge, not some crazy femi-ninja warrior who goes around attacking guys, I swear.”

“That is greatly appreciated. Me and my wrist thank you.” When she smiled, Danny couldn’t help but smile back. This was so surreal, to be there standing there in front of her knowing that she could see him as he really was. “Apparently no one.” he laughed, looking around them before bringing his attention back to her. “Really? That’s how you seduce someone? Maybe you should... teach all of these girls a lesson... in the art-... with-... I- You wanna get snowcones?” Despite her wrist shattering threat, Danny didn’t even hesitate to reach out and shake her hand, “Couldn’t hate you even if I tried. Hey, if you wanna be a femi-ninja warrior person, you go right ahead. It’s all very justified. Men are trash. I’m trash. Snowcones?”

[goodboy-danny-blog]

babylameta:

Smelling Danny was one thing, seeing Danny was another, but hearing his voice and feeling his arms around him… Joey wasn’t sure he could ever be this happy. DANNY!!! His tail was wagging a mile a minute as he tried not to jump all over Danny. He wanted to lick his face, wanted to play fetch, wanted to just lay there with Danny, but he couldn’t stop his butt from wiggling. It’s me! It’s me, I’m back! And you’re here! I can’t believe I found you, I’ve been looking for you for what feels like a very very long time!

Not that Danny could understand anything that Joseph wanted to say or anything, but that didn’t matter. He could tell that Joey was excited, and that was all that mattered at this point.

Danny might not have been able to understand him, but he knew. How was this even possible? Sure, he had heard of people coming back- hell, even Auntie Ellen was here- but skinwalkers went to Purgatory, right? How was he back? Not that he cared, not even slightly. In fact, he would be happy never knowing the answer. Danny pulled back a little, with some difficulty, tears running down his face, but a grin plastered on his lips. “Is Dana with you? The others?” Did he have his family back?

[goodboy-danny-blog]

novakxclaire:

“Oh no. And here I thought you were a good guy, being so concerned about my dog and all. But it turns out you’re just another dirtbag.” Claire frowned. “Here’s a question for you: how many seconds does it take for a man’s wrist to shatter in a wrist lock?”

“What? Claire! I- No, I was talking about m friend. My- He was just here in a knit cap. He struggles.” He laughed, but if faded quickly. “Okay, but doesn’t it make a difference that I wanted to be the one seduced? I’m not actively- I just- Okay, can we rewind please?” Talking to a girl had never been so hard and he had known her for about a year! “Please don’t shatter my wrist.”

[goodboy-danny-blog]

“Out of curiosity, how many prizes does a guy need to win for a gal in order to be seduced into a precarious situation? Asking for a friend.”

[goodboy-danny-blog]

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Ringtone: “The Pound Puppies Theme Song”

Text: Man, I still can’t believe you’re really here. Text: We gotta go to this diner in the middle of town, the burgers are TO DIE FOR!! Text: Like not literally. Text: I’m not trying to kill you again. Text: The burgers are hella, is what I’m saying 😂😂 xxxxxxxx

[goodboy-danny-blog]

vampirexreece :

Yeah, but dude, it’s fine. I try using my powers to protect people, keeping them out of harm’s way. Like to believe that it’s been working well so far.

Your... powers? Aw, man! Are you like one of those Twilight vamps? Can you like read minds? See the future? Can you mess with peoples’ senses? I’ve never met one of you before! It’s kinda cool, you know?

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psychic-pamela :

I’ve never been much for the rules but I’m pretty sure you ain’t allowed to look at a girl like that without at least buying her a drink first.

Maybe if I had that job I could do just that, I could possibly do a Nesquik, if that interests you? Maybe we could share one while you tell me all sorts of cool things I can do with my clothes off?

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babylameta :

By all definitions of the word, Joseph was no longer a puppy. Sure, he acted like one, he felt like one, but he wasn’t one. Still, he loved it when people treated him like a puppy and without his family telling him he couldn’t, he spent a lot of time at the dog park. Technically he wasn’t supposed to be there, but Joseph didn’t know that. He didn’t know that not having a collar could get him in some serious trouble. He didn’t care.

He had just been rolling around some daffodils when he smelled something… familiar. It took him a minute- less than, even- to place the scent and once he had it, he was all but leaping up. DANNY!!! He couldn’t believe it! Still, he bounded over to his brother, barking and yipping like no other. Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny!!!

@goodboy-danny

It was almost unnatural for Danny to be wandering around the park in his human form. What did humans even do here besides play with random dogs they didn’t know? Not that he was complaining or anything, but he couldn’t help but think he would have a better time in his canine form. He wasn’t even sure when he picked up on the scent; it had once been such a common smell to him that he barely even acknowledged it for the longest time, but something kicked in and his head lifted abruptly.

Joey. It was him, it had to be. But how? Auntie Ellen and Jo were back and he had heard that other people had been returning, but he never for a moment assumed that his baby brother would be bounding over to him again. And it was him. He knew it. The smell, the form, that playful nature he loved so much. “Joey!?” Danny was on his knees before he even reached him and pulled him into a hug. “Hey, buddy. Hey. You- You’re back? You’re really here.”