muchandquick

[official-lucifers-child]

every time i think, i take 10 damage

[biglawbear]

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

Now that all 3 McElroy brothers have had vasectomies, I realized every episode of MBMBAM is now me listening to my Three Wise Eunuch Advisors

[pepsimaxolotl]

[telltaletypist]

look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.

so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way

[justgimmeart]

[catasters]

[mariakono]

[miggylol]

You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

How will you fare?

This is going to be a BLAST, actually! I'm thrilled!

Okay, I can totally handle this. Let's go!

There will be challenges, no doubt, but I should certainly be able to meet them

I'm definitely concerned, but with a little luck I'll be able to make it through

My odds are ANYTHING but good, but I'm still going to try

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Voting ended onJan 9, 2025

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new mountain goats

[honey-doc]

mithrun is such an interesting character because he's always one thing while being the exact opposite at the same time like..

he's masculine, he's feminine. he's boring, he's interesting

he’s smart, he’s dumb. he's serious, he's silly

he carries, he gets carried (literally). he's humorless, he's hilarious

he's old, he's baby. he's beautiful, he's ugly

he's helpless, he's unbeatable. he's TALL, but he's so shooort

he's apathetic, he's obsessive. he's annoying, he's endearing

he’s menacing, he’s disarming. he's compassionate, he's merciless

he's a tragic cautionary tale, he's an inspiring recovery story.

he wanted to die and he found a will to live

he truly is everything. i love u mithrun <3

[muchandquick]

All of the characters in DunMesh can take an earnest run at Most Character of the Series but gotDAMN if Mithrun (of the House of Kerensil) isn't such a fascinating character and SO well done. Anime-only folks have just met him and I cannot WAIT for them to really get to know his story.

Absolutely feral for this guy (and like at least nine other DunMesh characters but mind your business)

[peelingmandarins]

“After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans need more than seven hours of sleep each night to maintain cognitive performance. After ten days of just seven hours of sleep, the brain is as dysfunctional as it would be after going without sleep for twenty-four hours. Three full nights of recovery sleep (i.e., more nights than a weekend) are insufficient to restore performance back to normal levels after a week of short sleeping. Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.”

— Matthew Walker PhD, Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams (via themedicalstate)

[cluegrrl]

That’s it, I’m going to bed.

[t00thpasteface]

guy who scrolls through tf2 fanart and silently shakes his head in disapproval every time he sees a drawing of poor gun safety

[harry-trumans-dishwasher]

Strict Adherents of Gun Safety: Engineer, Spy, Sniper. If one of those three mercs is seen dropping their gun or even holding it weird, the other two will ruthlessly mock him for weeks.

Perfectly In-Character For: Scout, Pyro, Medic. Pyro and Medic are untrained with firearms and Scout’s mother thought a high shelf was a safe enough place to keep loaded guns.

Secret Third Category: Heavy and Demoman refuse to believe their weapons, in their hands, could do *anything* accidentally. They will absentmindedly muzzle-flag you and give you a look if you get upset.

Super-Secret Fourth Category: The Soldier read a book on forklift safety and got it confused for gun safety. If he has to cross railroad tracks while holding a gun, he will do so at a slight diagonal angle.

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

hfggvghjccgjghggfhvhhhhjhjfh goodnight, gorgeous. the tortures resume bright and early tomorrow

[cyanrendipity]

Why weren’t you at elf practice!?

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[animentality]

[bismuth-209]

[psapraca]

lamb for the slaughter