Welcome to My Corner

I mostly just reblog stuff, but I occasionally make original jokes!

[demilypyro]

Stop being parasocial.

What I am not: your friend.

What I am: the rival character who you fight in several boss fights and join forces with in the climactic final battle

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[dorothylarouge]

[spacepunksupreme]

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

[dogpuppy]

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[give-grian-rights]

happy holiday to those who celebrate

[fizziigoth]

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year

[meow-moment]

this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[bearsprings]

PENNYS TRICK

[depsidase]

[headdunk]

great image, helpful infographic. that being said this is the most useful reaction image ive seen in my life

[edenfenixblogs]

I love 100% of this

[stupot]

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

[stupot]

Illustration of events

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[homunculus-argument]

Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.

[coffeebeanink]

I love that this gomie straight up had FOUR other versions of the joke.

Like, back to back, homie could not wait

And I appreciate that

[b777-36n]

No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.

[per4mancecheck]

[crawfishcomic]

Genie

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me