[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of serenity

[sunshinerotting]

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

[l3thalp3tal]

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[forustothinkistobealive]

“Brat summer,” I whisper to myself as I kidnap my crush’s little brother and threaten to set him on fire because said crush didn’t want to come to my party.

[chiaraposting]

i only threw this party 4 u... watch me watch me party on u...

[chiaraposting]

this was rotting in the drafts and i think it deserves to surface

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[hudconera]

this is like a renaissance painting

[virginshane]

@loontattoo

[halondrus]

Talking about shit half your mutuals dgaf about is important and we have to keep doing it forever