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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.

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An intro card thing (more of a redirect)
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kirby facts that just came out rn 3 - Sakurai and Kumazaki to fight to the death on live television for custody over Kirby, "You misunderstand my original intent with the series! Kirby was never meant to be such subtle darkness, it is it's main characteristic!" "No, you misunderstand your own creation! it is through these subtle hints true horror creeps onto the subconscious!" "Shut it! Kirby, he'll never understand you as I do! he'll never let you stay up for the horror session on TV!" "I'd never because that gives him nightmares!" "You raise him to be weak! fragile! you overcheck the contents of his snacks!" "I'm doing what's best for Kirby! someone like you would never understand, I'll kill you!" "Not if I kill you first!"
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reblog if you were there for beta
Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.
I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈⬛✨
Super awesome new year party with the darkners
Small Mike
(note to self: be consistant with Jack's hairdo)
And here's a little short from the Rankin/ Bass christmas AU @emiimagination and me are working on. (If you need info on it feel free to ask us here below)
Sirens!!!! terrible predatory creatures that will feast on you once it lures you with the image of your loved one!!!! And one ruined Jack Frost's future déclaration! Though their friends already took notice but preferred to let things happen at their own pace between Hermey and Jack Frost.
Audio belongs to Thomas Sanders
Characters belong to Warner Bros and Rankin Bass
All used for fanart purposes only.
you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!?!?!?!
Since it’s Christmastime my brain decided to fixate on the Rankin/Bass specials, and I had a thought.
In Year Without a Santa Claus, Snow Miser refers to Heat Miser as his step-brother. Since Mother Nature has a long, skinny nose like Snowy (and considering Heat Miser says “Mother always liked you best”), I would say that Snow Miser is hers biologically.
So where does Heat Miser come from? I think the answer is also Mother Nature, but not the same Mother Nature: the Mother Nature from that weird Miser Brothers’ Christmas movie from 2008.
It would only really make sense for the miser brothers to be from nature and not any other parent, plus she shares Heat’s roundness and gravity-defying hair.
Look, what I’m saying is that the reason Mother Nature looks so drastically different between Year Without a Santa Claus and Miser Brothers’ Christmas is because they’re not the same woman. (Seriously, you cannot tell me otherwise. The Misers and Mrs. Claus still have the same general essence in both movies, but the Mother Natures give off totally different vibes besides having a green color scheme.)
BUT! They exist in the same universe. How, you ask? They’re both Mother Nature because they’re married to each other. They’re both asexual (in terms of sexuality and in that they literally created Snow Miser and Heat Miser through whatever form of asexual reproduction these supernatural beings do).
Some of my favourite pieces of Christmas media are the ones that are straight up Evangelical propaganda, but they don't want to appear as such, so they copy and paste Santa Claus into Jesus' place. Like, I appreciate the hustle, my dudes, but I cannot begin to explain how many heresies you just promulgated.
Some day I want to see a Catholic-flavoured Christmas special that attempts a doctrinally sound depiction of Santa Claus as a saint while retaining the elves and flying reindeer and home invasions. I want to examine the theological implications of Rudolph in 44 minutes plus commercial breaks.
Important distinction: do you want Santa Claus as a saint, or do you want Saint Nicholas of Myra to be immortal and have elves and reindeer etc.?
Yes.
@buildmoreworld replied:
santa is not saint nicholas tho
Whether Santa Claus is or is not based on Saint Nicholas is a fairly complicated question. Certainly, there are some extant Father Christmas myths which demonstrably draw heavily on the hagiography of Nicholas of Myra; the extent to which these myths inform the composite "Santa Claus" figure of contemporary Christmas observances really depends on which version of Santa Claus we mean!
Source
New holy trinity just dropped
By the Father, the Saint, and the Kringle, I think we're on to something.
And then you've got "The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus" the Rakin and Bass stop-motion special that is the most pagan origin tale for Santa Claus that I've ever had the pleasure of watching.
he’s just like me cause i am also evil till someone gives me a toy train
Been drawing lots of reindeer at work these days
These vocal stims are contagious!
Just when you think you've cracked the trend, it changes!
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
And the post of the year goes to.....
YOU
here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever
I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.
I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
...Can I add this
so that new newsletter...