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#psa #actual post of mine for once lol

forgottenkirbyfacts

kirby facts that just came out rn 3 - Sakurai and Kumazaki to fight to the death on live television for custody over Kirby, "You misunderstand my original intent with the series! Kirby was never meant to be such subtle darkness, it is it's main characteristic!" "No, you misunderstand your own creation! it is through these subtle hints true horror creeps onto the subconscious!" "Shut it! Kirby, he'll never understand you as I do! he'll never let you stay up for the horror session on TV!" "I'd never because that gives him nightmares!" "You raise him to be weak! fragile! you overcheck the contents of his snacks!" "I'm doing what's best for Kirby! someone like you would never understand, I'll kill you!" "Not if I kill you first!"

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

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reblog if you were there for beta

prguitarman

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

bob-belcher

kulerrrr

Super awesome new year party with the darkners

razs-archetype

Small Mike

art-from-iso

(note to self: be consistant with Jack's hairdo)

And here's a little short from the Rankin/ Bass christmas AU @emiimagination and me are working on. (If you need info on it feel free to ask us here below)

Sirens!!!! terrible predatory creatures that will feast on you once it lures you with the image of your loved one!!!! And one ruined Jack Frost's future déclaration! Though their friends already took notice but preferred to let things happen at their own pace between Hermey and Jack Frost.

Audio belongs to Thomas Sanders

Characters belong to Warner Bros and Rankin Bass

All used for fanart purposes only.

lifeisablackhole9

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

taren93

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!?!?!?!

tearosesarts

Since it’s Christmastime my brain decided to fixate on the Rankin/Bass specials, and I had a thought.

In Year Without a Santa Claus, Snow Miser refers to Heat Miser as his step-brother. Since Mother Nature has a long, skinny nose like Snowy (and considering Heat Miser says “Mother always liked you best”), I would say that Snow Miser is hers biologically.

So where does Heat Miser come from? I think the answer is also Mother Nature, but not the same Mother Nature: the Mother Nature from that weird Miser Brothers’ Christmas movie from 2008.

It would only really make sense for the miser brothers to be from nature and not any other parent, plus she shares Heat’s roundness and gravity-defying hair.

Look, what I’m saying is that the reason Mother Nature looks so drastically different between Year Without a Santa Claus and Miser Brothers’ Christmas is because they’re not the same woman. (Seriously, you cannot tell me otherwise. The Misers and Mrs. Claus still have the same general essence in both movies, but the Mother Natures give off totally different vibes besides having a green color scheme.)

BUT! They exist in the same universe. How, you ask? They’re both Mother Nature because they’re married to each other. They’re both asexual (in terms of sexuality and in that they literally created Snow Miser and Heat Miser through whatever form of asexual reproduction these supernatural beings do).

#again that time of year #(this time I’m doing it day of)

prokopetz

Some of my favourite pieces of Christmas media are the ones that are straight up Evangelical propaganda, but they don't want to appear as such, so they copy and paste Santa Claus into Jesus' place. Like, I appreciate the hustle, my dudes, but I cannot begin to explain how many heresies you just promulgated.

prokopetz

Some day I want to see a Catholic-flavoured Christmas special that attempts a doctrinally sound depiction of Santa Claus as a saint while retaining the elves and flying reindeer and home invasions. I want to examine the theological implications of Rudolph in 44 minutes plus commercial breaks.

unofficial-vatican

Important distinction: do you want Santa Claus as a saint, or do you want Saint Nicholas of Myra to be immortal and have elves and reindeer etc.?

prokopetz

Yes.

prokopetz

@buildmoreworld replied:

santa is not saint nicholas tho

Whether Santa Claus is or is not based on Saint Nicholas is a fairly complicated question. Certainly, there are some extant Father Christmas myths which demonstrably draw heavily on the hagiography of Nicholas of Myra; the extent to which these myths inform the composite "Santa Claus" figure of contemporary Christmas observances really depends on which version of Santa Claus we mean!

sabotflask

Source

derinthescarletpescatarian

New holy trinity just dropped

beowulf22121

By the Father, the Saint, and the Kringle, I think we're on to something.

geekofmanytopics

And then you've got "The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus" the Rakin and Bass stop-motion special that is the most pagan origin tale for Santa Claus that I've ever had the pleasure of watching.