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[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[realspacejunk]

I have decided to make my ambitions come true and start my very own PMD comic, to give meaning to my characters and worldbuilding. And I feel like if I don't get it out now, I am not getting it out ever.

Titled: The Land of White Towers.

This is the cover page for the prologue. At first the pages will come on a two or three day basis, because I already have 13 pages done. Then it would become more sparse. Pls wish me luck that I can keep the ball rolling.

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[beardedmrbean]

One of these days I'm gonna give in to the temptation

[taren93]

IF NOT FRIEND

WHY FRIEND-SHAPED?!

[weirdmageddon]

me: sees literally any fucking cat ever

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[reishidreams]

Reishi farmin’

[localgothdiz-archive]

It’s the Mush Room

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

…

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[taren93]

The dodgeball of Apollo pwangs again.

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[paranormal-taters]

specifically this kind of bonk.

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[unpeeled-human]

im gonna have to draw them fucking each other at this point

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[teeterarting]

Ready to brawl!

A Commission for Taren! Thank you!!

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]