im cool because my mom said so

shane 19-29 he/him fictive account (body is 20) no minors allowed lol https://funkyfresh.carrd.co/#shane

[goodomans]

uh howdy

i’m shane

i’m a fictive in the beagle system

i do be age-slidin sometimes 19-29

i’m a guy so he/him pronouns or wgatever yunno

i made this so i dont annoy the host by spammin his blogs

this is also an outlet for nsfw things cause i cant post abt that stuff on our insta and like we all need outlets u get me

anyways no minors because again this space is pccasionally nsfw! if u want to ibteract with myself or anyone else in the system for any other reason (like maot reasons cause we have all sent in calls and such to find friends at this point) u can find us at @funkyrights! its jus a general system/kin acct so we dont post nsfw things there so its a safe space

also i have a girlfriend that i love very dearly but also maybe im like bi or smth idk maybe guys are hot sometines idk

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[bunnynest]

take them i have plenty more

[veradia]

some floral hats! 🤠🌿🥀

[legallybrunette1997-deactivated]

orville peck + hands (and some cool belts)

[theveganmothership]

[everythingfox]

The sound of cute puppies hydrating

(via)

[brattykittenuwu-deactivated2020]

*sets my Capri-Sun down*

okay I am ready to do sex

[thehypnobunny]

Consent PSA of the day

If someone asks you if you’re comfortable with X happening and you don’t know, remember that you don’t necessarily have to decide yes or no! Acceptable answers can include:

I don’t know but let’s try it and see

I don’t know but I don’t want to find out right now, but please ask again next time

I don’t know but go ahead and I’ll tell you to stop if i don’t like it

I don’t know but go ahead and then I’ll think about it for a few days and get back to you with my thoughts

I don’t know, can you tell me more about that?

I don’t know, can I watch you do it to someone else?

I don’t know, can I talk to someone you’ve done that with?

Then the other party can decide whether they are comfortable with your suggested approach.

Happy kinking!

[mindlevelzero-deactivated202208]

All solid options!

[thehypnobunny]

This came back around :)

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[waywardmarbles]

Video caption:

I’ve contemplated making this video for a very long time. And here I am.

Apparently I was intoxicated one night and decided to do some online shopping. And something came in the mail.

By no means am I perfect. Nor do I make safe and sound adult decisions.

But this is by far one of the most pointless things I have ever spent my money on!

What do you get when you cross a ghost with a bee?

A BOO-BEE!

But if you know me, and you are one of my friends, then you know I am the queen of making adult decisions so I bought FUCKING TWO! So that I could have my face in between two. Boo-bees. FUCK.

Do I have any regrets? No. Do I love them?  Yes.

WILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LESBIAN FRIENDS GET ONE FOR CHRISTMAS? YES!

[i-dream-of-illium]

I wish i had lesbian friends just so i can duplicate this punny gift at Christmas.

[mothcub]

[yeezymodel]

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

this is how i feel when women talk to me

[lambhoof-deactivated20150613]

hat boy

[drawingguitarist]

dumb

[seulgily]

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

[waste-land-baby]

The further they get the more I trust him

[projectioniist-a-blog]

[pukicho]

U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice

[straawberrylumps]

pics or it didn’t happen

[pukicho]

My dog holds stick like a big cigar

[nonbinary-adhd]

(op's caption) "pov: my adhd"

[academicssay]