it is not necessarily a secret that service employees will sometimes utilize their natural charms in order to up their tips. that's like rule number one of waiting tables for him, butter them up. for this reason, avery's a hit with middle aged housewives, mostly, but it's quite easy to fall into it with bowie in this moment. beyond the voice he has (because obviously, despite his lack of immediate recognition, he's heard him) and being easy on the eyes, he seems ... sweet. normal -- for a famous person, however oxymoronic that may be. can anybody maintain that level of normalcy when you're a household name? the thought makes him spiral.
bowie blushes, and that's endearing to the waiter, who at this point is semi-ignoring his other responsibilities to linger at the bar. he wonders if this gravitational pull is the origin of his fame, or the result. plenty of celebrities choose to be asshats. he doesn't. "i should've caught on when she was giggling with one of busboys," avery's head is loud enough without the ambience of his coworkers. they're always on some topic that avery is two steps behind on at any given time -- sometimes he feels like an elderly man the way he can't keep up with social media. it can be incidentally funny and more than frustrating. he sort of detests how much he needs social media for any sort of success he wants nowadays, and he can't usually communicate that in a way that doesn't leave him sounding like he's from a generation before sliced bread.
"maybe we just get you something less conspicuous." or his own booth, he's in the restaurant enough at this point that there should be some protocol, right? a blackout curtain? "i definitely do not complain." he's a known hater, at least amongst his peers, so the switch up elicits some teasing, partially because some of them don't get to serve the popstar. but avery plays it cool, he's tapping the pen he keeps on him to remember orders against his leg to keep himself grounded. his makeshift metronome. "are we? you have the unique perspective of having a billion people thinking you're one thing or another," the thought of that much perception sends a shiver down his spine. "hey, that's a cop out, i know i'm all those things already," avery begins with a laugh, one that quickly fades as bowie continues on. the public eye is a brutal place. "can't imagine how exhausting that is," he's brushing it off as something casual, every day -- he's not about to contribute to that chaos. "so ... i'm happy to help. even in some way, i guess.