Armin Arlert ?!

[pictures-of-dogs]

cringe

[pictures-of-dogs]

follow for more hatred and bullying

[metamorphicmongrel]

let’s commit medical malpractice with mama

[parasitoidism]

Was trying to find a specific tweet but this search term is suggesting a reactionary Doug Walker

[jeekoftheweek]

[zalxander]

[mangonetics]

Hellooooo I am the nostalgia fascist, I selectively remember and misconstrue it so you 🫵 can be angry at something

[girlnephew]

this is the tweet you were looking for by the way

[boybeetles]

Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering

[catastrofe]

enters the pope

[killer-queen-official-deactivat]

He just beat Undertale

[lovelyanimal]

[shadovvlurking]

The dark depths of a clown cave

[relishboi]

dungeon crawler 

[kaijubrains]

[silvanfolk]

My Fleet of Ships ♥ Aurora & Phillip 

[thememedaddy]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[dioptre-hertz]

nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice

[hidinhaydn]

"I wonder how Thomas is doing"

Thomas:

[heardatmedschool]

Doctor: What do you see in this X-ray?

Students: *collective gasp*

Doctor: Please don’t do that in front of patients.

[drferox]

Some alternative statements you could consider when your initial reaction is just ‘!’:

I’m glad we took that X-ray

Well this is almost certainly diagnostic

[gallusrostromegalus]

When one of my classmates broke my leg in 2nd Grade, there was an entire fiasco and I nearly died but I do remember the guy from radiology storming out to the little curtain area I was in and SLAPPING the X-ray up on the back light and the doctor actually shouting "JE-YAY-SUS! No wonder the kid doesn't have any damn blood!"

[woodsdyke]

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

[woodsdyke]

i love these tags. WHAT was your viral post i need to know so badly.

[paranthastic]

[valtsv]

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

[prometheus-let-the-fire-rain]

Alternatively: fuck my squire

[valtsv]

[remembers falling on my sword jokes negatively impact my knight's oath] ...fuck my squire

[rosecrystal]

[rylandsgrace]

#Elphaba's dad using her full name to blame her vs Glinda using it to show her how she is

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[depsidase]