Thrift Shop Knick-Knacks

All those ugly things that people buy only to regret later.

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Glinda the good cow. That dress does nothing for your figure, honey.

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Welcome to fatherhood. Just how you pictured it.

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Bad painting is eternal

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Fireman pig makes his own bacon.

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Jesus wear that shiny silver coat. Share your mercury with us.

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Put everything farm together! Wood stove! Apples! Kittens! Straw! Cowboy hat!

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Girl, you work that fiercely real body. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.

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"Tutu" pooped to pirouette" Too much fetch to dance.

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"Massage and relax" Bought at fair then realized how dumb it was.

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"Friends survive trends" All the wrinkles!

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Just as summer is ending we need a reminder, don't become the grey frog with squished saggy boobs next summer.

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Oh yes, creepy old man, molest me! While the clown watch.

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"Time for toast" Toast is the best breakfast ever. Especially dry toast.

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Looooooooooooooong dog.

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Dem jowls doe.

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Sexy old woman in a watering can.

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Drunk monks. Drink minks.