welcome to. my bog

you can call me Crows or Five (5) they/them art, writing, fandom stuff. oh and critters. we love bugs and birds here. occlupanid collection count: 69 (im not kidding) <3

[5crowsinatrenchcoat]

intro post, cause i'm actually gonna start posting stuff now

not sure what all to put here, but i'll update this post whenever needed

#the bird's art is for my art #the bird's words is for my writing #the bird's answers is for asks i've answered #cawing into the void is for random shit i say

fandoms im in include: minecraft, bannerfall smp, vampires smp, skyblock kingdoms, and camp here and there. it’s mostly anything minecraft

please do not tag or dm me unless we’ve chatted before, we know each other already, or i give you permission. if you do not listen to this, i will block you.

i reblog stuff a LOT. it’s how i show love and support. i put it all in my queue so my madness has at least some limit

my very slowly growing collection of images, blinkies, etc are going beneath the cut because i need them like i need to collect pins for my jacket. which i REALLY need to update soon

[natalieironside]

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[girlslashers]

having fun

[kafus]

i just found out this fatigue scale is a thing

i am not a doctor but i am saying this as someone with personal experience with POTS: 0-2 is within the realm of normal for the average person and mental illness (ie. depression) can absolutely bring you to a 3-5 but if you are averaging 5+ everyday like i am i am begging you to see a doctor if u have access to one 🙏 that isn’t normal and could point to chronic illness. being fatigued like that is not laziness or personal failure and you deserve care for it

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[kabsey]

Reminder to self: A file folder of outlines and character notes and half-written scenes is the equivalent of an artist’s sketchbook and holds just as much value to the creative process.

If a framed canvas isn’t the only worthwhile expression of visual art, then a fully edited and polished piece of significant length is not the only worthwhile expression of writing.

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[celestial-raposa]

I don't think I ever posted this on Tumblr

Zine I made about some removed Minecraft features and stuff :^) U can get here

[animentality]

[whereisgem]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[lionofchaeronea]

If anyone's feeling sad today, here's a newly discovered species of octopus. Found in the waters off the Galapagos Islands, this little critter can fit in the palm of your hand.