Who Goes There?

It must have been the wind.

[64mpg]

[64mpg]

my meds are ketchup and fork water

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your ketchup and fork water

[mackdaddyofthecravate]

[tomfoolerytotality]

Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

[otakuvampyre]

This but for people this post is talking about. 🤣

[laikaspeaks]

Get peer reviewed, bitch.

[charl0ttan]

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

[maxfact]

My mom would love this post

[maxfact]

I was right

[technofeudalism]

[kaijuno]

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

[charl0ttan]

did anyone else just get pregnant

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*irony-poisoned marvel movie quip that cuts through any sincerity or seriousness in the scene voice* wait - did anyone else just get pregnant?

[charl0ttan]

hes right inside me isnt he

[aflo]

going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

[yuriartillery]

the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel

[gooey985]

Went to get takeout today and the restaurant had Triple H vs. Batista (Backlash 2005) playing on a TV above the bar. Damn near sat down and ate my food there

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[lokaror]

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[rizyrafiq]

Aira

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...