was gonna do a thing of all the companions dancing but james fucking vega steals the show every time

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was gonna do a thing of all the companions dancing but james fucking vega steals the show every time
hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
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Ahhhh, nothing quite like introducing an American to the Northern Territoryās āC U in the N Tā tourism marketing campaign and watching their face engage in a slapdash performance of every emotion known to man in the span of about three seconds
This is a sample for those not familiar:
This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. ššš
Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you! X
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Been watching a lot of X-Files lately and he just keeps doing it
This man needs to be hunted for sport.
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Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black voidĀ / mindscapeĀ / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
āI was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, āKid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.ā And I did,ā he recalls. āI failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.ā
-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher
This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge
I just canāt believe some of u are soooo young u didnāt experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao
Thatās because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest
*palpatine voice* you piece of shit. you fucking coward!! kiss my ass
yeah yeah we all know the companions in veilguard are the 7 evanuris but have we considered they are also the 7 movements of gustav holst's The Planets orchestral suite
now that im home from work and a bit drunk and seen this post has a few notes this one could...provide their very neurodivergent reasonings on what character i associate with each movement so on and so forth but.......im shy and need the peer pressure into doing so.... when im not drunk
im still very much neurodivergent but also very very drunk so this eve , but Not So Shy so here's my take on the Veilguard companions and what Gustav holst planets piece I've associated them each with after all this time
Mars, the Bringer is of War - Tash
Venus, the Bringer of Peace - Bellara
Mercury, the Winged Messenger - Harding
Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity - Davrin
Saturn, the Bringer of Old Age - Emmrich
Uranus, the Magician - Lucanis
Neptune, the Mystic - Neve