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Hewwo! I’ve decided to start posting my art on Tumblr again!
Right now I’m actually working on a Mlp Hazbin Au so I’ll be periodically posting designs and blurbs about the lore/plot. This is entirely for fun so it’s going to be a very casual progression so I don’t burn myself out.
Implement a non-lethal management plan for Neil the elephant seal
The blobby boy we all love needs to be protected!
This fucking CHOCOLATE GUY! BARK! BARK BARK BARK! GRRRRR!
Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
Tragic. I realized I hadn’t seen another part of this poly!Ozzie Fizzarolli x reader fic of a human reader that fell into Hell and they were falling in love and it was really sweet and the last part I remember reading was Ozzie bringing reader disguised as an imp to see Fizz on tour and walking in on Mammon being a dick to him and the exposure of his scars and broken horns and wholesome stuff afterwards and I’m so sad I can’t find it anywhere.
I thought I was following the author but it would appear I forgot to follow them somehow and I cannot remember the title of the fic for the life of me I just know it was contained to Helluva Boss as far as the last part I read.
Two posts for this au in one day! Wowie! I was too excited to wait for more traction, I wanted her to be out there NEOW!
Princess Charlotte StarSong MorningStar-DawnApple or Charlie as she prefers to be called. Princess of the Badlands (name still being workshopped) and child of King MorningStar. Being born outside of Equestria and in a land with a much more mixed population of species than just the three pony races, Charlie is optimistic and hopeful for a better life and land for her subjects.
Her optimistic outlook is dimmed a bit upon being brought to Equestria with her father during a peace meeting with Celestia and Luna—the first time in several thousand years all three of Equestrias original Alicorns had met face to face. The ponies of Equestria are much more close minded and fearful than she had dreamt of, but she’s still determined to bridge the gap between the two lands for a better and friendly future for all!
The King of (Kingdom I still haven’t come up with a name for oops)
One of the original three alicorns of Equestria who was subsequently removed from and villainized in its history after his fall. His attempt to grant all races innate magic similar to the three pony races was not seen as the act of kindness it was intended as.
The only race that knows the truth of the past and his banishment are the dragons, who successfully received his gift before he was foiled.
Edit: After doing Charlie and looking back at Lucifer I wasn’t super pleased with how he looked anymore so. Uh. I redid his design.
The lore remains the same.
this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way
English added by me :)
I'm gonna post the whole song, but this and Abel's solo are my favorite parts. Also, I hope this stops Alastor defenders. He does not give a shit about Charlie or her plans. It's always been about him. (Also, Rosie definitely has something going on w/ how she called Al a demon, as if she isn't one)
Currently my cities getting hit by some terrible annual kyogre vs Groudon rain that blows in from hoenn. I hate it but my mimikyu loves it. This is him this morning outside my classroom.
Why he stand in the wet :(
The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
Penny: We go home, we play the mirror game, we have dessert, we play more games, we have fun deal?
Me: Okay well actually we're going to go home, have dinner, then dessert, then we can play your video game, then tubby then bed
Penny: Okay no tubby, games first, deal?
Me: This is not - what is happening right now?
Penny: Dada?
Dada: Arbitration?
Penny: DEALS!
Every single thing in our lives has become a negotiation and it is frankly ridiculous as it is hilarious.
Penny: I want to use bare foot when we go outside
Me: I didn't know we were going outside but you have to wear shoes girl
Penny: okay but what about I use bare foot's but at Penny's house? This deal?
Me: you know what yeah fine if you agree to not fight about shoes when we leave the house you can be barefoot in the back yard, deal.
Penny: -sticks her hand out expectantly- we deal?
I think I just made a verbal contract with a 4 year old.
She's attempting to establish evidence I think
Penny: but I want to go shool pwease
Dada: okay well it is 8pm, so you have to go to sleep now
Penny: okay but I see my fwiends at shool now please, deal?
Dada: Darling no one is at school, all your friends are asleep as well.
Penny: all Penny's fwiends are sweep? What about we... get in Dadas car and check to see watch them sweep, yes deal?
Dada: I cannot begin to explain to you why that can not happen
The great thing about being beholden to Penny the Deals Warlock is that she is also beholden to the art of the deal
Me: (watching Penny scoot her step stool over to where we keep the candy jar): hey honey we're literally walking out the door to go get dinner, maybe we wait on the candy okay?
Penny: Oh but I will have some candy?
Me: Why don't you come have some mac and cheese and then when we get home you can have some candy, deal?
Penny: (running out the door) oh, yes this is deals!
We are visiting my family and Papa has quickly had to pay patronage to Penny the Deals Warlock
Papa: (yesterday morning, when Penny was a little grumpy) What about you come downstairs and we'll have some waffles and then tomorrow Papa will take you to the Diner in town for breakfast?
Penny: (extending her tiny hand to a VERY confused man) this is deal?
Papa: (not knowing hes entering a literal contract) uhm yeah deal.
-smash cut to 6:30 AM this morning-
Penny (running down the hallway in bare feet) 👹BREAKFAST DEALS👹
Penny has a canker sore to end all canker sores, to the point where she hasn't been able to eat so we had to make some deals surrounding getting some medicine on it because a hungry Penny Rose is like a angry demon queen
Me: Okay baby this is going to suck. This is going to hurt real bad for a second and then it's going to feel weird and then it's going to feel good. You're going to hate it. But if you let Mama get these three medicines in and on you [Listerine, Antacid, Tylenol] you can scream it out and then we'll go get some ice cream! Deal?
Penny: (obviously not thrilled with this idea) okay, three big shreams, three medicines, ice cream ... it will suck... ice cream ... deal. (Sticks out hand and we shake on it)
Me: okay let's do this I'm so sorry (starts the process)
Penny: ( In between her big screams ) IM GONNA GET LOTS OF FRINKLES
My husband is trying to make a deal with Penny to get upstairs and get in the bath tub
Penny: I will go upstairs and get my body clean but you hafta titch me, deal?
Dada: I would love to make this deal with you kid but I literally have no idea what you are saying- I don't know what the terms are, you're speaking a language I don't speak
Penny: you have to titch me like mama does okay DEAL!? (Sticks tiny hand out aggressively)
Dada: (looks at me bewildered for help)
Me: ( starts making a quick tick tick tick sound imitating a stop watch like I'm timing her, while penny jumps around yelling YES TITCH ME LIKE THAT)
Dada: In what world was I ever going to figure that out, thank you for acting as our legal interpreter yes deal let's go!
and off she sprints.
Penny does not want to go to bed, but man is it time for her to go to bed
Penny: But I don't want to be sleeping, I want to stay up now! I want to see Grampy and Cozy and Guppie and Papa!
Mama: What if we video call all the grands and say good night to everyone? If we do that will you then go to bed no fussing?
Penny: Oh yes, this is deals! -sticks her hand out to shake-
** we make the rounds and video call all her grandparents, they are all already in bed and say good night and penny hangs up the last video call and toddles into bed with minimal fussing **
Penny : (after a few minutes of silence, over the video monitor, to herself in her dark bedroom) I hafta respect da deals.
Every morning Penny wakes up, and she asks if we have decorated her house with "Halloween every where" and every morning I have had to tell her not yet baby but soon. This last morning Penny had to go to pre k a little earlier then she is used to cause Daddy had court and I had a dentist appointment, which made her a little bummed out... or so I thought
Me: Hey baby do you want to make a deal about school?
Penny: (immediately sticks out her hand, literally no hesitation, her entire demeanor changing in an instant) yes let's deals, I will be big and brave and go to school no fussing, and you will put Halloween every where all over my house, okay this is deals Mama??
I think I just got hustled by a 4 year old...
A tangentially related update :
Penny: (is doing some strange interpretive dance to let us know she's not a fan of the cup we've chosen to put her juice in, mind you this is the only clean cup at this moment. She is hopping up and down, and swinging her arm like an elephant trunk, she is pirouetting, her hands are on her hips. Shes is completely silent)
Husband: (exasperated) okay but DID you make a deal with SOMETHING while you were pregnant ? It's the only explanation I can come up with.
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I remember hating her 3 years ago, and now she's somehow the one i relate to the most ☹️☹️
REPOST THIS I WANT PEOPLE TO IT
Reblogging thrice for effective reach
take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…
Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself
