♡ sukuna introducing his girlfriend to his nephews !
yuji and choso have known sukuna has been seeing someone for the past few weeks, but what they don’t know is that today is the first time he’s bringing you over… he conveniently forgot to mention it.
you step in behind him, giving them a polite little wave. you look completely out of place next to someone as large and intimidating as him.
yuji freezes mid-run across the living room and choso straightens from the couch.
sukuna clicks his tongue after introducing you. “you better behave.”
you smile at them. “hi.. i’ve heard a lot about you two.”
then slowly walks closer.
“…you’re uncle ‘kuna’s girlfriend?”
“yes i am.” you kneel to meet his eyes.
he squints at sukuna. then back at you.
sukuna‘s eye twitches. “excuse you?”
“you are,” yuji insists, nodding seriously at you. “he‘s big and mean and he yells a lot.”
“and he snores!” the small boy continues, becoming more fidgety by the second. “and he steals my snacks even though he says he doesn’t like sweet things but he does, he ate my strawberry mochi and blamed choso—”
“and one time he tripped over the porch step but told me not to tell anyone—”
sukuna grabs yuji by the back of his shirt before he can continue. “that‘s enough.”
you‘re covering your mouth, trying not to laugh.
yuji wiggles in sukuna‘s grip, still talking. “he also stays up late on the couch and thinks i don’t notice but he checks on us before he goes to bed.”
“…he does?” you ask gently.
sukuna sets yuji down slowly, jaw tight. “brat talks too much.”
yuji walks back over to you, completely unbothered. “you‘re really really pretty. like princess pretty.”
sukuna makes a strangled noise. “stop calling her—”
“and you smell nice,” yuji adds. “uncle ‘kuna smells like smoke.”
choso steps forward. “are you sure you‘re fine with him? you can totally tell us if he‘s too m—”
”eh? what’d you wanna say?” sukuna’s about to grab choso by the collar.
“very sure,” you snicker before anything happens.
yuji grabs your hand without hesitation. “okay. you can stay. but if he’s mean to you, tell me. i’ll bite him.”
yuji beams up at you. “he acts scary but he’s not that scary. only a little scary.”
choso nods. “he is moderately scary.”
“i am extremely scary,” sukuna snaps.
you grin. “i can see that.”
yuji gasps. “oh! and he practices smiling in the mirror sometimes—”
choso looks amused. “…he does.”
sukuna lunges. yuji shrieks and hides behind you instantly.
“protect me!” he cries dramatically. “you‘re too pretty to let me die!”
you‘re laughing so hard now you can barely stand.
sukuna stops inches away, staring at the two of you like he deeply regrets ever introducing you to them.
“you live here,” choso replies.
yuji grabs your hand again. “so are you coming over tomorrow again?”
“i’d love to!” you interrupt him, as yuji’s already dragging you toward his room, excited to show you his entire dinosaur collection.
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