Class is permanent.

Hola, bonjour, olá, ciao, namaste, привет. I'm a 20 year old American who has an unhealthy obsession with the beautiful game. I'll support Arsenal and Barcelona FC for the rest of my days, along with the Spanish and US national teams. I love meeting new people and learning about new things. Lionel Messi and Jack Wilshere are my babies. Aside from futbol, I very much enjoy good food, good music, and good quotes.

[coach-taylor]

[pacificwanderer]

My fucking hero forever.

[jadore-histoire]

Forever my queen

[ruinedchildhood]

This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.

[dondaario]

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

[adramofpoison]

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

[littlelions101]

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

[siriuslyymoonyy]

It got better

[lasshoe]

[reverseracism]

same

[devoureth]

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[sentient-carrot]

This is the only football thing that matters

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Good dads that will make you smile

[sitlausdeo]

Goals

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[simaraknows]

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

[lapisbitch]

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

[sirl33te]

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

[verysadskeleton]

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

[stitch-n-time]

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

[kanthia]

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

[spockyykins]

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

[obaewankenope]

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

[nat-20s]

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

[aphony-cree]

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

[naphula]

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[tamagotchihelpline]

i am in physical agony

[brinkofpynk]

i think this is a decent contestant

[one-in-lemillion]

What the hell even is that

[macleod]

i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

[faithbreaker]

[2000ish]

One of the best moments of my childhood.

[sanctuaryofcinema]

Whose Line is it Anyway - Season 13 - Episode 6

[screamqueen13]

I know no ones perfect but honestly I swear there’s nothing people can fault her on. She really is the most amazing role model anyone could need or want.

[darkestnighthour]

Taraji didn’t have to hurt his feeling like that 😩

[left-reminders]

[funnnyyy-giiiifffsss]

HAHAHAHAHA !

[mystic-marauder]

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST