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[missdictatorme]

Jake on his way to front when he sees Marc is fighting men on a rooftop in Egypt.

[randomnessfangirl]

@the0neto0thedsktch

[marblemako]

I just love how everyone in this fandom has accepted Agent Stone into Sonic cannon without question. Like yes that is Robotnik’s husband and yes he’s always been there 🙄🤚

[temptear-deactivated20251009]

wait whys everyone sad about stobotnik in this movie, looks like its going great to me??

[spockyykins]

I have a hard time finishing games too. I struggled finishing Fallout 4 for a long time but I was able to best the main story this year. Thank you quarantine lmao

Then i get distracted by other games too hah :(

[spockyykins]

Borderlands 3 is the best in the series, get ready. I miss ur tags on ur posts. They made my day c:

aww thank u 🥺🥺🥺💕💕

i just never had the Energy to finish it

[spockyykins]

Why don't you post anymore? :'c

🥺🥺 tbh its cuz i didnt finish borderlands 3 and didnt wanna get spoiled, but if yall miss me i can post more

[spockyykins]

What is the show on your blog and is it any good? I've heard a lot of hype about it but I haven't been sure about watching it.

Which show? like the one thats my pfp?

Thats Good Omens. its really good!!!

[spockyykins]

Hiiii, just dropping by to say I love your blog so much!!!

o hai! 🥰🥳

[tiny-goblin]

[catchymemes]

[spockyykins]

reblog if u think ace people deserve cheesecake (if they so desire it)

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[hydro-homies]

Where is the lie tho?

[geekandmisandry]

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[transpichu-remade-deactivated20]

pro gamer

[queerhannibal]

Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):

Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death

A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????

A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it

Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??

Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????

That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him

Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful

Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting

Feel free to add more

[existingcharactersdiehorribly]

“Is your social worker in that horse?”– a legitimate question that gets a rather heartbreakingly sincere “Yes” in response.

[granpappy-winchester-deactivate]

Hannibal getting caught sniffing Will during their session, then critiquing how he smells and Will deciding this is totally acceptable behavior and coming back for more????

Hannibal getting off to Will telling him he’d kill Hannibal with his hands

Will sailing across the ocean to find Hannibal in Europe while making a pit-stop at Hannibal’s childhood castle 

Hannibal being the King of Pettiness and the Queen of Drama and sending a serial killer after Will’s new pre-assembled family because he did not spend three years in a glass cage manned by his ex-girlfriend and the Disappointing Chilton to be disrespected like this

[thosejuniper-berries]

Hannibal stuffing an ear down his only friend’s throat to frame him for murder then murdering the judge that pronounced said friend guilty, because he got lonely.

Frederick Chilton’s entire existence

[theredfields]

Hannibal breaking a guy’s neck out of second hand embarrassment

The entire fifthsome scene

Hannibal feeding a man his own baked leg and the man’s first comment after taking a bite being ‘My compliments to the Chef’

Hannibal straight up making cannibal jokes in front of a Criminal Profiler, three Psychiatrists, a Reporter and an FBI Agent specialized in Behavioral Sciences

[queerhannibal]

Hannibal and Will just decide to adopt a daughter together after having known each other for like three days; still aren’t sure if they’re even friends

Jack goes to dinner at Hannibal’s house even more often after he finds out it’s all human meat

Will spends months having seizures and somehow never has one in front of anyone except Hannibal, nor drives off the road

Hannibal eats a Raw Human Lip that was bitten off its native face by someone other than him and then mailed

[queerhannibal]

Some more from the replies and tags:

The human cello

The man who castrated himself, then flayed the skin off his own back to make wings, then strung himself up in a barn????? (Who could also somehow See evil people??????)

The man Hannibal grafted into a tree (not formed into a tree, not stuck branches on, but literally grafted into a living tree)

Dolarhyde eating that painting. He just fuckin cronches it

The time there is a LIVING BIRD inside a cadaver

The human totem pole how could I forget this most iconique creation

A pig is used semi-successfully as a surrogate host for a human embryo????

Hannibal realizes that he’s heartbroken and LITERALLY says “I have to eat him” (then proceeds to attempt to do so)

[awritersrejections]

A man realizing Hannibal killed his old poetry professor and deciding this is a great opener for asking for a threesome

Hannibal being entirely open to that threesome

The head of Behavioral Sciences at the FBI trying to entrap someone into committing murder

[mean-cannibals]

Hannibal convinces his old med school buddy, a neurologist, to keep a diagnosis of autoimmune encephalitis from the patient (who is Hannibal’s best friend and is suffering a great deal) “just to see what would happen.”

American television vendors wouldn’t let them show naked butts—UNLESS they filled in the cracks with fake blood, then it was fine.

Hannibal got caught in Italy not because the FBI was able to trace his numerous murders back to him, BUT because he won’t stop spending money on bougie shit like truffles and fancy wine.

Man was lobotomized and had part (if not most) of his brain replaced by a giant beehive.

Theme song is…well…Like That. But it totally works. Somehow.

[swarnpert]

master has passed dobby the blunt