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Hey I'm Kelsey and this is my blog. It's kind of a mess, but hey so is my life right now. Anyway follow for doctor who, Sherlock, glee, starkid, youtubers and random junk.

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[justneckbeardthings]

☒ rekt 

☐ not rekt

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

Leonardo Dicaprio’s standing ovation at the 88th Academy Awards

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house

[oikawas]

RIP to the greatest meme of all time. The father of all memes. The Dicaprio meme. (1994-2016)

[wolftyla]

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

[lalalalyndsey]

[nalianova]

#first time parent

[beevomitbooboo-blog]

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

[washingtonstateconservatarian-d]

After Shrek was sheared:

[stok3ddd]

HES SMILING

[adeathgriponthislife]

I legitimately teared up at this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Beauty & the Beast 2 should just be 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get rid of the voicemail notification on my phone.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whenever I need to spell ‘beautiful’ I always think back to Bruce Almighty.

[dutchstore]

Grandmas are relentless by Brandon Bowen

[juuliaroberts]

This is art

[toocooltobehipster]

how long until north starts twitter drama

[madmaninachair-deactivated20140]

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

[glitterstimdealer]

Is that a thing people can do?????????

[pokemonrubysapphiremoved]

yea 

[mirrorgemstone]

there are people that cant do that??????????

[herpowerisherown]

We are a chosen few. We have a great power.

[wewerealltoblame]

It’s called echoic memory

[wyvern-flight-deactivated201502]

That reminds me…

You’re welcome.

[ram-say]

I can do it I didn’t realise people can’t

[kushykuarters]

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

[sodamnrelatable]

[livesstillposed-blog]

I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

[suicunesrider]

BB-8 when upset:  frantic beeps and boops

R2-D2 when upset:  SCCRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAACH

BB-8 translation:  “oh me oh my oh dear oh no,,”

R2-D2 translation: “FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAACCKCK”

[schrutevshalpert]