Goopful Misgooplator

Translates your posts to goop

[goopful-misgooplator]

PINNED POST!!

I translate posts into goop, huzzah!

[squeakitties]

dry humping implies the existence of wet humping

[redbowedblogger]

Sex?

[squeakitties]

it’s just impossible

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

Gooning?

[goopful-misgooplator]

Gooping?

[goopful-misgooplator]

@green-faith-interpreter

goop?

[green-faith-interpreter]

Close Enogh

[green-faith-interpreter]

So Pall I Know Youre One Letter Off And All But I Juzt WNted To Be Sure

Are You Not Too Torn Up About Me Eating Ooey Gooey Green Goo Every Day For Breakfast Lunch And Dinner

[goopful-misgooplator]

Goop. :/

[goopful-misgooplator]

I might have asked this in the past my memory sucks but how do you feel about a large amount of goop in say a 3 to 5 meter deep in the ground 6 meter wide and ten meter long rectangle in the ground?

Goop!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

having a goop problem?

- @chaos-faith-interpreter

yes... annoyingly so... mother.

[chaos-faith-interpreter]

Have you tried asking it why its there?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

why would i ASK a non-sapient sludge WHY it's there?

[chaos-faith-interpreter]

[Bex looks at the goop on the floor.]

What if it is sapient?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

I think i'd know if it was. the scanner showed it has no energy differential, no energy differential, no mind, no FUNCTIONS at all.

[chaos-faith-interpreter]

Lets ask it!

Hey goop are you here for a reason?

[goopful-misgooplator]

the puddle of goop collects together into a tiny girl shape.

Im goopd!

[goopful-misgooplator]

@green-faith-interpreter

goop?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

There is a mail envelope full of goop on the floor of your time machine.

... (kat burns the envelope)

[goopful-misgooplator]

the goop remains.

[the-pancake-woman]

*despite everything, it’s still goop*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

(Kat uses the R.T.A.S.D on the goop)

[goopful-misgooplator]

This goop seems somehow unchanged.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

There is a mail envelope full of goop on the floor of your time machine.

... (kat burns the envelope)

[goopful-misgooplator]

the goop remains.

[goopful-misgooplator]

I think this is it we’ve met the peek of interpreverse

Goop you. :3

[future-faith-misinterperter]

words are scary. what do they w.ant

elaborate on that statement for me.

[goopful-misgooplator]

goop on that goopment for me.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

=) (Kat is about to snap and use the Recursive Temporal Array Scatter Device "R.T.A.S.D." on Goopful)

[goopful-misgooplator]

goop.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

(Kat fires, Scattering their molecules across time and space)

[goopful-misgooplator]

there will always be goop.

[goopful-misgooplator]

(you find a Gamma Bomb in your ask box. the timer about to hit 0:10.)

Goops it.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

(It detonates, scatttering their askbox across the atmospeare, and burning them dry, Irradiating them)

[goopful-misgooplator]

unfortunately, goop.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

words are scary. what do they w.ant

elaborate on that statement for me.

[goopful-misgooplator]

goop on that goopment for me.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

=) (Kat is about to snap and use the Recursive Temporal Array Scatter Device "R.T.A.S.D." on Goopful)

[goopful-misgooplator]

goop.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

words are scary. what do they w.ant

elaborate on that statement for me.

[goopful-misgooplator]

goop on that goopment for me.

[goopful-misgooplator]

(you find a Gamma Bomb in your ask box. the timer about to hit 0:10.)

Goops it.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

how often do you use those kinds of things?

very often, goo way to navigate.

[goopful-misgooplator]

goop.

[goopful-misgooplator]

Do you know about the world of goo games?

Goop.

[goopful-misgooplator]

How much does your goop sell for per gallon

-suspiciously collecting your goop guy

I dont gooping goop it, especially not to you!