bow-brained

the extastental dread of being in your20's.

[maroonpascal]

Oh Jacob you move me so much

[gatoburr0]

Went to a reptile meetup today at a local mall where there were plenty of big snakes and iguanas and other big intimidating reptiles and this girl was just watching the whole thing in silence with her hands closed up (as if she’s holding something) then one of the hosts saw her and pointed at her asking her if she had any reptiles, so she just quietly looked down at her hands and opened them up and there was the smallest most adorable yet ugly little baby leopard gecko just one McDonald’s sauce big everyone (and I mean everyone) erupted in awwwwwwwsss

[gatoburr0]

Everyone reblogging just this part is missing out on the little baby gecko I think that’s tragic

[nine-dandelion]

every once in a while I think about how rung has to experience extreme distress before he'll cough up a photonic crystal. all the cold constructed came from this pain. just because his body could do something (his "function"...) doesn't mean he wanted to do it. or that it was effortless when he did.

I like the metaphor. not every day you get a creator god "reentering the workforce." but it seems cybertronians are forgiving of gaps in your resume (and your memory) if you're the only available professional in your field!

[lizardbraining]

⚠️PHM SPOILERS

No one can convince me this isn’t why Rocky got their new little dome thing

[cypherdrgon]

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[weevilwoodpecker]

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

[aeon-warden]

Once I realized what “homewrecker” means, I could never get this picture out of my mind

[zompasta]

this came into my head at work, this is so stupid :") (Ignore how fuckass starscream looks i mixed designs together for funsies)

[butchscientist]

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

[confusedlamp]

My favorite writing of this was how Star Trek DS9 handled Nana Visitor's pregnancy. It felt out of character for her character (Kira Nerys) to get pregnant and it's the semi-utopian future, so presumably birth control works quite well and abortions are easily available. Solution: another female character gets pregnant, is injured in an emergency situation, and Kira agrees to act as surrogate. They effectively wrote this entire story line well enough, with implications for the dynamics between Kira and the biological parents, that I didn't realize until later that the actress was actually pregnant. I thought it was just an interesting plot line.

[snwlvl-deactivated20240125]

capitalism breeds innovation

[ferrumanulum]

Yeah that will do it.

[citric-crow]

improved

[simplyghosting]

Tags via @bookdragon1811

[syphabelnyades]

[original-blog-deactivated]

Original poster deactivated 25’th of January 2024

[dollsahoy]

learning the phrase "conspicuous consumption" in college made me very smug, at the time, about my distaste for clothes with designer brand names on them

I mean, I still dislike blatant displays of excess spending, but I try not to be so smug about it

[dollsahoy]

Learning about the concepts of "sunk cost" and "malicious compliance" was also nice for helping me define/refine things about the way I think

[billymayslesbian]

does this skull belong to a dinosaur? or some other manner of extinct creature?

deathly curious how good the average tumblr user is at distinguishing dinosaur skulls from non dinosaur skulls

howd you do?

100-90%

89-80%

79-70%

69-60%

59-50%

49-40%

39-30%

below 29%

i dont wanna talk about it/results

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

[sharkfiinn]

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[quakerjoe]

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today