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me on a date: so... haha... when did you realise your standards were this low? :)
90% of the time I just wanna go home.
i’m allowed to use the term crazy in a derogatory fashion because I’ve had a breakdown in a Wal-Mart
Are there any slime holidays i should know about? I want to surprise my slimefriends
Jan. 2: Moistness Day
March 22: Annual Bubble Celebration
May 7-8: Community Bog Restoration Weekend
June 30-33: Hug Festival
August 13: Whatever you want as long as it’s slime
September 3: Back to Bubble School day!
November: Slime History Month
All Year Round: time for slime, baby
hope this helped!
whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”
autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃
masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.
❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞
❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞
❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞
❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞
❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞
❝ help me decorate! ❞
❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞
❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞
❝ bring a jacket! ❞
❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞
❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞
❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞
❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞
*sneeze* ❝ sorry, allergies. ❞
❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞
❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞
❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞
❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞
❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞
❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞
❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞
❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞
❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞
❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞
❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞
❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞
❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞
❝ did you hear that? ❞
❝ we have to get out of here! ❞
❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞
❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞
❝ what did you get? ❞
❝ want to trade candy? ❞
❝ i got a rock. ❞
❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞
❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞
❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞
❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞
❝ trick or treat! ❞
❝ happy halloween! ❞
❝ happy fall! ❞
❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞
❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞
❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞
❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞
❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞
❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞
❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞
❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞
❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞
❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞
❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞
❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞
❝ i just saw something! ❞
❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞
❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞
❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞
❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞
❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞
❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞
❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞
❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞
❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞
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K but you calling me baby makes me explODE 💕 !!! My heart? Completely and totally yours? More likely than u think
ッ-: Our characters will go to a costume ball together
☾: Our characters will go trick or treating
♛: Our characters will wear matching costumes
✖: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa.
†: My character visits your character’s grave.
❥: My muse plays a halloween prank on your muse
❂: My muse reacts to yours wearing a provocative costume.
❃: Our muses do an ouija board session together.
❉: Our muses go into a haunted house together.
☠: Our muses making out in a pumpkin patch.
☣: Your muse is the only person who came to my muse’s party.
QUESTION STARTER SENTENCES
“Am I dreaming?”
“Are you an angel?”
“Are you asleep?”
“Are you hungry?”
“Are you listening to me?”
“Are you mad at me?”
“Are you okay?”
“Can I leave now?”
“Can you hear me?”
“Do you know what you’ve done?”
“Do you want to get something to eat?”
“Does that make sense?”
“Did it hurt?”
“How are you?”
“How are you doing?”
“How did I get so lucky?”
“Is that a threat?”
“Is that what I think it is?”
“Is this the end?”
“Is this really happening?”
“Is all this necessary?”
“May I have this dance?”
“What are you doing?”
“What is that?”
“What is wrong with you?”
“When are you leaving?”
“Where are we?”
“Where are we going?”
“Where are you from?”
“Where are you going?”
“Where did you come from?”
“Who are you?”
“Who are you, really?”
“Who is this?”
“Why are you like this?”
“Why did you lie?”
“Why do you have to leave?”
“Why don’t you understand?”
“Will you be quiet?”
“Will you marry me?”
i cant wait to live with my husband and spray essential lavender and camomile oil on his pillow every night so he gets a good sleep
OH and Goopy in F5,
[ before you ask,,,, yes, I do love him ]
“ -- Did you mean for all those words to come out together, or did they just fall out randomly? “
“ Oh-ho-ho. “
“ Colonel, you’re just a mouse stuck in the government’s habitrail. Ring the bell and get your cheese, man. “
... Sigh.